Naywearer's Clotherie: All Nude Revue

90 Blood Elf Warlock
14320
Aaaaaand BOOM goes the dynamite.
90 Blood Elf Death Knight
11765
Buttons? What are these buttons you speak of? My kind simply roll our faces back and forth on the instrument you mortals refer to as a 'keyboard.'
90 Pandaren Warrior
9365
:< Okay
90 Blood Elf Warlock
14320
01/23/2013 11:22 AMPosted by Raptorius
My kind simply roll our faces back and forth on the instrument you mortals refer to as a 'keyboard.'


*facepalms herself unusually hard, dragging her palm down over her chin so slowly her eyes sag like Droopy's*
Edited by Auraelith on 1/26/2013 7:46 AM PST
90 Blood Elf Death Knight
11765
*Resumes lighting wheat fields on fire.*
90 Blood Elf Warlock
14320
Leo claims official and irrevocable DIBS on Lionheart Champion, Raptor.
90 Blood Elf Death Knight
11765
Uh...okay. *Drinks from flask, uses torch to burn wagon wheels.*
90 Pandaren Warrior
9365
FFffffffffffund it.
90 Blood Elf Death Knight
11765
I'll dig around. But ONLY if you agree to get rid of the alien monster that's been bodysnatching guildies and spitting out communist replicas.
90 Blood Elf Death Knight
11765
(Side note, just in case you were actually asking for the Lionheart Champion), the pattern, along with the one for its progeny - the Lionheart Executioner were removed from the game when Wrath was launched.
90 Pandaren Warrior
9365
AHAH!

But in the coming patch, recipes will drop that allow you to REMAKE the olde BS-only weapons.

Now whether or not these exquisite armaments are bound on pickup or not is a matter entirely.
90 Blood Elf Death Knight
11765
Interesting. -Very- interesting. Being the completionist that I am, I'm sure I'll be hunting them.
90 Pandaren Warrior
9365
Fortunately for us, we're PROGRESSION HARDCORE.

We actually have the recipes already.
90 Blood Elf Death Knight
11765
Indeed. We're working on the Throne of Thunder as I speak. As. I. Speak.
90 Orc Warrior
10685
Pfft, Noobs. I solo'd that last night.
90 Blood Elf Death Knight
11765
New side note: Shadowmourne. It will be mine.
90 Blood Elf Rogue
12980
"The Coterie. Good grand group of folk."

Reagan was barely listening. The bar was full out at in the Jade Forest. She had made her camp here. Where else was better? Easily accessible beds she could stagger to after having one, or twenty drinks -- and most of the time she barely had to pay out of her own pocket. So many other drunkards she could pickpocket from it was hardly a challenge.

"Oh yes, we've heard of them, yes we have. Loyal to the end they are! And Brave! And that Liore is quite a dashing man, with a lovely butt!"

Reagan almost coughed, and her mind was taken to another man with a lovely !@#, but as soon as he came into her mind, she downed the rest of her drink and ordered another.

"Well I wouldn't know about that sweetie, I'm not looking at men's butt's...."

"Oh don't be upset, I look at all the butts! Like that Archmagus, and that grumpy Orcess, Kringa? Krinla? Something. Oh and let's not forget ---"

"Alright I get it, you like butts. Be damned woman I don't to hear about it."

Reagan pulled a few coins out of her purse and payed the bartender for her last drink which she took in her hand and walked slyly over towards the arguing couple. "A lovely drink for a handsome man." Reagan placed the beer on the table where the Sin'dorei sat, and turned to face the Sin'dorei woman who was now visibly upset at some other elf bordering into her "territory". "And a lovely kiss for a sexy woman." Reagan leaned in, kissing the elf softly at first, until the other initiated something deeper. Reagan's hand slid underneath the other's hair, and her lips lingered for just a few moments longer before she pulled back with a small grin. "Goodnight darlings."

And with that, she wandered out the door, but not empty-handed. A silver chain with a ruby red stone of some impeccable design fell out her palm, caught on one finger. She let out a very soft chuckle and slid it around her neck. They were both too drunk to even realize that it was gone, and by the time they noticed, they would forget her all together. Now it was time to track down this....Coterie.
90 Pandaren Warrior
9365
((The warrior's muscly buttocks twitch as he stalks the cobble-strewn walkway, putting him instantly on alert.

"What is it. What is it boy? You sense evil? You sense evil, boy?"

With a clank and a metal rattle, his lower half proceeds to wiggle and wag with excitement.

"Okay boy. Okay settle down. Why don't we head to the park. Play some sit?"))
90 Pandaren Warrior
9365
Antics and lunacy aside, we are looking for a solid tank to continue in our ToT10 raid. Some basic requirements include:

-A 500 ilvl minimum
-Class experience
-A displayed ability to hold threat and manage cooldowns
-A positive and team-oriented attitude

A BrM or a Guardian would be ideal, but we are taking any class. No ToT or raid experience necessary, and don't worry about gearing up. Hit the minimum to show that you put some effort into yourself, and that will be enough.

Our current raid times are Wed and Sun, 8pm server - 11pm server. This is subject to change.
90 Blood Elf Death Knight
13495
The Law is clear...

When the Seventh Seal is broken, Four Horsemen shall ride forth to punish the wicked.

Be they Sons of Men, Lords of Heaven, or the Dregs of Hell.

All upon the Earth will be judged, and the Pact forged anew.

YOU FORGET YOUR POST, HORSEMAN! YOU FORGET THE LAW!
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