09/06/2012 06:07 PMTibbies.. thanks for the free bump! And how have you been?
Posted by Raroo
Things were great for a while. First he moved in with me because we worked together. Everything was going in our direction, good job, nice apartment, but no girls. A few weekends ago in the middle of July, we went out to one of Miami's hotspots where we were out on 'girl patrol'. Well, unfortunately neither of us had any swag since gamers don't exactly have that oozing out of their ears. Also, Tib dared me to walk up to some chick and tell her that I had a Thunderfury. I got a free beer out of it, but it didn't end well. After that dare, I tried to one-up him, so I told him to go hit on the ugliest girl at the club (for comparison purposes, even ugly Miami girls are still quite attractive). Anyway, it turns out her boyfriend was there and he just so happened to be the jealous type. She turned to him and said that we were flirting with her and trying to pick her up and get her to come home with us. He flipped out and got all mad. Obviously, we were in no condition to fight Roid Rage Roger so we tried to back down but he kept calling us <expletively deleted> and <expletively deleted>.
Regardless, we tried to leave but he grabbed my shirt saying "you and your friend better meet me outside". Even though it was loud, we decided it would be in our best interest to GTFO and not meet this kid outside. So we head outside and he's standing there. "I thought you <expletively deleted> would run" so I thought I'd meet you outside. I tried to calm him down by saying we were sorry and it was just a stupid dare but the roids got too much for him and he shoved me. Now usually there's cops outside most clubs but I guess they were all too busy to be outside this one. Anyway, Tib was standing closer and said "don't be such a jerk, he's telling the truth". So he swings at Tib and that was pretty much the whole fight. I was sober by this point so I just drove us both back home.
The next day, he asked for a ride since his car is broken down and he didn't have the money to fix it (at the time) so I drove him to his parents' house for brunch or whatever. Anyway, his mom asked me to come in and tell us why he had a black-ish eye. We told her what happened (without the swearing and the dares). She was mostly glad that we were both ok and then she went out in the kitchen to get some frozen peas for him to put on his face. She brought him a big bag of them and asked if I wanted to stay for brunch. I tried to come up with an excuse to leave, but I couldn't bring myself to pass up a free meal. She went back into the kitchen (to get the food, so I thought) and then came out a few minutes later when we were all sitting around the table. She said "I just got off the phone and I have great news! You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air!"