Problems with getting to CTC cap?
Can't seem to pull enough DPS?
Feeling like you just can't kill the enemy FC?
Burnt out trying to rack up the energy to get to 100,000 HKs?
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Not available in Canada, or in certain countries (but mainly Canada). Make sure not to operate mounts while taking R.O.I.D.S as it may cause drowsiness, nausea, heartburn, or drunkenness. If you find yourself still dying in PvP after taking R.O.I.D.S stop taking R.O.I.D.S immediately as this may be a rare, but serious life-threatening side effect. Consult your first aid trainer before taking R.O.I.D.S as R.O.I.D.S is not for everyone.
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Isn't it time for YOU to start your PvP life again?