Battle.net said, "Why would you ever want to do that? You have been nerfed."
I tried again...
"Stop that troll, you are only hurting yourself."
When I logged into the game I received this message: Congratulations! Your skill in Fail has increased to 525!
Nothing seemed off, but when I went to stable my pet, everything in there was a Level 5 Critter (Cow). The Stable Master repeatedly emoted /lol and /stink.