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Greetings fellow player of the World of Warcraft,

CONGRATULATIONS (lvl 25) is looking for more unruly rabble to fill its ranks. If you are an active participant in the video game "World of Warcraft" on the server of "Kil'Jaeden" and enjoy doing things such as:

Player Murdering

NPC herding

Looking cool without trying

Nerd raging

Grouping

Groping

Questing

Being Congratulated for even the smallest achievement

And Leveling

Then consider joining CONGRATULATIONS or not, what ever who cares.

Check out these glowing reviews!

"Hey I like the name at least, 3 stars" - Azeroth Today.

"Its the best guild I have ever been in, though that is not saying much, 5 stars" - The level 5 Gazette.

"DOES THIS GUILD DO RAIDS, WHAT DO THE STARS MEAN" - The Looking To Get Carried Report.

"LOLOLOLOLOLNUBS SPaMSpAmSPAMsP@M SPAM, ONE STAR" - The Kicked From Guild Daily

We have such famous names as:

Fapsey

JJUJUBEE

Drewidsbest

Headband

Dadoof

Jahbud

Justintwo

Treeijuana

DarkElite

And even SPOON

Ask any one for invite.

-Soulicitor

woah, join me up all in you

aRE THIS GUILD DOES RAIDS?

I am Moremons

This may be the best recruitment thread I've seen in a while.

I will find an alt for this glorious guild.

This post is in reference to the fact that I went to edit my original post and instead posted a new one.
So here is a picture of a crayon.

((___Crayola____(( >

That is all

-Soulicitor

Ooh, yeah! All right!
We're Shaman
I wanna Sham it wid you.
We're shaman, shaman,
And I hope you like shaman, too.
Ain't no rules, ain't no vow, we can do it anyhow
I'n'I will see you through,
'Cos everyday we pay the price with a little sacrifice,
Shaman till the sham is through.

09/09/2012 09:04 PMPosted by Soulicitor

((___Crayola____(( >

(>',')>~{[*******BUMP******]}~<(','t)

We are currently looking for more people to join in shenanigans.

Current shenanigans consist of:

Failing horribly in BGs, but looking down right fabulous in doing so.

Face pulling bosses in looking for raid.

Popping lust at the start of battle grounds, Buffs are always important.

Knocking alliance off of the farm dailies in "Thunderstorm Mountain"

We are also enjoying nonshenanigan shenanigans such as:

Forming a new raid group.

Forming casual RBG.

Farming old raids for sexy transmogs.

Achievement whoring.

If you are interested in any of these shenanigans ask any one for an invite.

-Soulicitor

need a few more for casual RBG!

come get conquest and new shiny purples!

Guys u could see me everyday if u joined!! im sexy and i know it!!

I shaved my head today for Justin Bieber #BALDFORBIEBER

what is this guild called congratualations... id like to join this magical place

09/09/2012 01:38 PMPosted by Magdalie

This may be the best recruitment thread I've seen in a while.

We might need a few raiders, possible heals, dps, tank .... Send ingame mail to monkii

Looking for more dedicated raiders to raid with. We are super awesome plus hilarious and good looking.

10/30/2012 06:20 PMPosted by Olympusmons

Looking for more dedicated raiders to raid with. We are super awesome plus hilarious and good looking.

You play a troll so I would expect no less

10/30/2012 06:20 PMPosted by Olympusmons

Looking for more dedicated raiders to raid with. We are super awesome plus hilarious and good looking.

Hey there good looking, what's cooking?