Tauren Monk

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100 Undead Mage
13145
Tauren Monk is best monk. My time on the Beta has taught me this.

While a human monk may pummel you with rapid jabs and punches, a Tauren Monk uses the same move and is suddenly an unstoppable landslide of hairy power bearing down on you.

Incoming Tauren Monk Guild.
90 Blood Elf Mage
11945
Wouldn't panda have the same hairy power?
90 Blood Elf Warrior
5080
Can't hear you, Draenei monk.
80 Human Mage
9035
If you think martial arts are about overpowering blows, you have much to learn. It is the precision that matters above all else. Not one single force, but multitudes of interlocking and combining movements that unleash a power far greater than any single one.

A gnome can throw even a tauren with mastery of this concept.
96 Tauren Hunter
15430
Puny mage, we smash you with rocks!
90 Blood Elf Warrior
5080
I'm fairly certain OP means the visual appeal of Tauren monks.

edit: DISRUPTING SHOUTTTT GWAAARGHHHH ARCANE TORRENTTTTT GAG ORDEERRRRRR
Edited by Vinnie on 9/11/2012 10:33 PM PDT
80 Human Mage
9035
09/11/2012 10:31 PMPosted by Bestiarius
Puny mage, we smash you with rocks!


Of course who needs martial arts when you can explode the rocks from within before BLINKMIRRORIMAGEINVISIBILITYMOUNTFLYAWAY.

WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP.

/zoidberg
90 Blood Elf Warrior
5080
/MountUpDropFromLethalHeightBreakFallWithHEROICLEAPyeah

09/11/2012 10:37 PMPosted by Flameshock
/zoidberg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R97Ao5e3m5E
Edited by Vinnie on 9/11/2012 10:42 PM PDT
80 Human Mage
9035
Ah-ha! You cannot mount while my Mirror Images are hounding you! They give their lives nobly so I may live to run away another day.

On a serious note I should participate in some BG's next xpac so I don't suck at PvP and can get some gear. Any sort of skill I learned from leveling on PvP servers has been gone for a few years. Right about the time I started playing PvE realms.
Edited by Flameshock on 9/11/2012 10:48 PM PDT
90 Blood Elf Warrior
5080
How can you cast them in the first place when

09/11/2012 10:32 PMPosted by Vinnie
DISRUPTING SHOUTTTT GWAAARGHHHH ARCANE TORRENTTTTT GAG ORDEERRRRRR


?

:D

...D:

Life is hard.
100 Undead Mage
13145
If you think martial arts are about overpowering blows, you have much to learn. It is the precision that matters above all else. Not one single force, but multitudes of interlocking and combining movements that unleash a power far greater than any single one.

A gnome can throw even a tauren with mastery of this concept.


.../taurenstomp

And now you're stunned.
85 Human Paladin
6065
How can you cast them in the first place when

DISRUPTING SHOUTTTT GWAAARGHHHH ARCANE TORRENTTTTT GAG ORDEERRRRRR


?

:D

...D:

Life is hard.

I'd happily throw you around to show you how "hard" life can people.
90 Blood Elf Warrior
5080
How can you cast them in the first place when



?

:D

...D:

Life is hard.

I'd happily throw you around to show you how "hard" life can people.


101 101 kek HELP
100 Tauren Paladin
13925
I happen to be making a Tauren Monk though the initial role will not be of a Monk, found a much better use and can't wait to get the MRP filled out on live realms~

I have few mog sets ready too!

Beta pics:

http://oi48.tinypic.com/5nomfd.jpg

http://oi45.tinypic.com/2yy83zk.jpg

http://oi48.tinypic.com/2n9j1bl.jpg
100 Blood Elf Death Knight
7895
I can't wait to slaughter monks!

"Why yes, I would kill an unarmed man, I've done it several times in the past!"
100 Night Elf Rogue
13115
Must... make... tauren monk.

I wasn't sure if Monks would be available to tauren or not.
100 Undead Mage
13145
09/12/2012 01:50 AMPosted by Civardi
Must... make... tauren monk.


You cannot begin to comprehend how amazing they are.
85 Dwarf Hunter
7960
Oh jeez... now I have to choose between Tauren and Dwarf for my monk!

Why do you force me to make this decision, WRA?! WHY?!
09/11/2012 10:29 PMPosted by Flameshock
A gnome can throw even a tauren with mastery of this concept.


Sorry, I'm still having a hard time believing a 70-100lb creature with no significant muscle mass can throw something that weighs 400-550lbs.

Can the gnomes punch, dodge, and use their -own- weight and frame to their own advantage?

Absolutely.

Can they judo throw a tauren more than five feet?
Laughable.
90 Troll Warlock
14715
Undead Monk > 'X Race' Monk
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