GNN - Gnomish News Network

90 Gnome Death Knight
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*The camera opens on the news gnome, her face filling the screen with an intent and concerned look* Is it on now? I see a flashing light... does that mean we're live? Or is it the self-destruct about to go off again? Oh! We're on! Quick, the music!

*The screen cuts to the GNN logo, accompanied by some swell music, before fading back to the gnome*

Welcome to another edition of GNN, the Gnomish News Network! There's been a lot going on in Azeroth, but most notably has been the meteoric rise of the G-Pop goblin singer, SIGH, with his smash hit "Goblin Style". This tune has mysteriously broken out beyond his normal Horde fanbase and has become a club anthem in Alliance circles as well. Here's a clip from the music video!

(To the tune of PSY - Gangnam Style ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0 )

I've got goblin style!
Goblin style!

All these dashing Hordies gather round and want to hold ya
Forget about all those trinkets and all those deals that I sold ya
Time is money friend don't forget that is what I told ya
A thrall in my army, soldier!

Check my styled hair
I gird my loins with nothing less than golden underwear
Chillin out with my homies the gang called the Lords of Air
Throwin' signs with Anshal, Rohash, and the MC Nezair
Also Al'Akir

Ridin' trikes, slow, through Orgrimmar, yo
I'm such a pro, hey! My totems glow, hey!

Ridin' trikes, slow, through Orgrimmar, yo
I'm such a pro, hey! My totems glow, hey!

With more bling than can be found in Yoggie's maw - aw - aw

I've got goblin style!

Goblin style
Got got got got
I've got goblin style!
Goblin style
Got got got got
I've got goblin style!

Heyyyyy mailbox ladies

Got got got got
I've got goblin style

Heyyyyy mailbox ladies

Got got got got...

*The video fades out and back to the news gnome*

SIGH is reportedly in negotiations with Simon Cowbell, the Tauren celebrity behind such shows as Azeroth's Got Talent and Vendor Your Idols.
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85 Troll Shaman
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09/13/2012 11:00 AMPosted by Lunate
SIGH is reportedly in negotiations with Simon Cowbell, the Tauren celebrity behind such shows as Azeroth's Got Talent and Vendor Your Idols.

This part made me laugh out loud freels and stuff. Hi Lunate! :)
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90 Tauren Shaman
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Yes! That part made me laugh, too!

Lunate ftw!
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66 Blood Elf Death Knight
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http://i.imgur.com/zuTEl.jpg
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90 Gnome Death Knight
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Helloooo Jinja! You're not missing anymore! And hooray for Yellows and artistic creative Grimmsesses! I wonder if I can petition Blizz to let me use that as my icon thingy...
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85 Troll Shaman
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09/14/2012 04:33 AMPosted by Lunate
Helloooo Jinja! You're not missing anymore!

It's amazing what wonders milk cartons work these days! xD

09/14/2012 04:33 AMPosted by Lunate
And hooray for Yellows and artistic creative Grimmsesses! I wonder if I can petition Blizz to let me use that as my icon thingy...

I agree! That's freaking AWESOME.
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