Tanking Beards: Why they are important

90 Dwarf Death Knight
12430
The state of tanking is irrelevant.

There needs to be more consideration given to the awesomeness that comes with a true tanking beard. Belfs can go trim their peach fuzz.

Here's the question: Who has the best beard for tanking in this expac?

/beard
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90 Human Warrior
13005
My beard is dignified and tastefully understated.
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85 Blood Elf Paladin
0
Beards are for warriors.

We paladins have the strongest and most powerful ability in existence...the paladin /hairflip
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Don't bears harvest the beards of their fallen enemies to use as toilet paper?
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90 Human Death Knight
8900
Kitties don't much care for beards, either.

...
[e] Nobody got it. Likely for the best.
Edited by Guidance on 9/14/2012 11:07 AM PDT
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But kittie is for fite and bear is for tank!
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80 Draenei Shaman
550
Did someone say tanking boobs?
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87 Blood Elf Warrior
12365
09/13/2012 11:30 PMPosted by Alifer
Don't bears harvest the beards of their fallen enemies to use as toilet paper?


I read that as beards harvesting other beards.

I am disappointed that was not the case.
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90 Orc Warrior
4560
This is crazy talk! tanks don't show their faces! they are hidden by their amazingly stylish great helms!
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100 Tauren Druid
19150
I hear black beards are in this fall
Edited by Yzzami on 9/14/2012 12:39 AM PDT
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90 Undead Death Knight
6900
I am a beard.
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90 Night Elf Druid
17755
We paladins have the strongest and most powerful ability in existence...the paladin /hairflip


No, that's Blood Elf only.
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90 Blood Elf Warrior
17300
09/14/2012 12:18 AMPosted by Lugglugg
This is crazy talk! tanks don't show their faces! they are hidden by their amazingly stylish great helms!
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85 Tauren Druid
10775
I tank with a full body beard. The new change to mastery for druids gives us a percentage bonus to our damage reduction provided by this beard, thereby making us the victors.
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84 Night Elf Priest
1115
I got the glyph *Whatcha doin* it changes leap of faith to allow me to use your beard as a handle to turn you head the right direction and change your target. It has the added bonus of giving the tank an extra 60 rage.
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90 Draenei Death Knight
15670
Im trade marking the monk equivalent, /fistflip!

/waggle
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96 Worgen Druid
4845
09/14/2012 12:14 AMPosted by Loveshðck
Did someone say tanking boobs?


Far more effective at maintaining enemy attention.
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81 Gnome Death Knight
10100
Im trade marking the monk equivalent, /fistflip!

/waggle


I thought that was /swagger
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90 Draenei Death Knight
15670
Im trade marking the monk equivalent, /fistflip!

/waggle


I thought that was /swagger


/swagger would be too obvious .. it's like a warrior going /block =/

beard is taken .. hair is taken .. we are left with fists! .. or /shufflip =o
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100 Blood Elf Paladin
13465
09/14/2012 12:14 AMPosted by Loveshðck
Did someone say tanking boobs?


I'm reminded of Reese Witherspoon's character in the movie Pleasantville. After putting on a really good push-up bra and admiring the results in the mirror, she comments "Wow, I could like *kill* a guy with these things!"

So its not without precedent.

Also,

09/14/2012 12:52 AMPosted by Ginxd
I am a beard.


If so, that's nice of you but I'm a little sad for your choice of boyfriends.
Edited by Wrathblood on 9/14/2012 7:26 AM PDT
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