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Ok this is getting a little out of hand. I tired of looking for horde to gank and finding absolutely nothing. Call all your buddies and let them know the waiting is officially over, it's a new era, a time for Asians and pandas. Grab your mains, grab your friends, your fellow hordies...start creating guilds and developing new bonds with people you couldnt give a !@#$ about. Good players start turning these noobs into real players. Horde it's time to rise up and show the alliance you don't suck as bad as we all think you do! It's time to REPOPULATE!!!!!
I like how you think, Ryure! Support the underdogs! Repopulate Orgrimmar! I'll even offer to stop eating orphans if it helps.
That's not true! We've been talking about Will Smith's death wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy longer than a month. RIP Will!
I'm going to get serious for a minute here.
The real problem with Horde population is simple biology, and has been a long time in building to its current devastating condition.
Due to the disastrous effects of widespread radiation that occurred among Orcs during their enslavement to The Burning Legion as well as STDs and other infections (they didn't call it the "burning" legion for nothing), many Orcs were left as sterile as a new package of needles.
Trolls have a tendency to well... eat other Trolls instead of mating with them, and let's face it, not all Troll women are as comely as yours truly. *preens* Also, it's not entirely unheard of for a Troll to consume their own young, and though this practice has been mostly eradicated within The Horde, it still occurs within the Forest and Jungle Troll communities. And despite how big, brawny and hot the male Trolls were in Northrend, they never seemed interested in doing anything but attacking wandering females (I speak from experience! ..Come back, bic boi, I just want to talk about the weather, mon!) *sigh*
Blood Elves are somewhat fertile now that their mana-addiction is fading, but to be frank, nobody trusts a Blood Elf to bear a child who won't be shucking and jiving like a freaking crack baby on speed. Also, Female Blood Elves have extremely narrow hips which are not beneficial to child-bearing whatsoever. Part of the biggest problem Blood Elves face comes straight from the top: Prince Kael'thas Sunstrider himself was known to prefer the company of his fellow male elves and obviously, no heir was produced from his many dalliances in Silvermoon.
The Forsaken are, how shall I say this nicely? Forsaken. Just like their wombs. Ain't nothin' comin' out of there! And male Forsaken all shoot blanks, but at least they're good at being stiff, knowwhatimean? /weeeeeenk
Tauren are extremely fertile and present the last and best hope for Horde survival and propagation. However, let's face it: nobody wants to sleep with a female Tauren. In fact, most male members of The Horde couldn't be PAID to breed with one - and that includes male Tauren themselves. For some weird reason (maybe it's an opposites attract thing, or maybe it has to do more with size = satisfaction, etc,) but male Tauren are most often seen paired off with female Blood Elves (much to the females' long term fulfillment).
Goblins, much like their Alliance counterparts the Gnomes have managed to poison themselves with pollution from their many smokey but useful gadgets, so the sighting of a baby Goblin is about as common as female Dwarves without beards.
So there you have it, in a nutshell, the analysis of The Horde population crisis.
Back to you, Bunnychaser!
Edit: so clearly you can see that this is a problem that not even hippy-sparkle-happy-fun time- Naaru healing magic could solve! (not that the stingy Naaru ever did anything to help the Horde anyway).
Edited by Jinja on 9/17/2012 11:48 PM PDT
Clearly, you hadn't done the breadcrumb quest from Ashenvale to Stonetalon, it features an named orc npc talking about Tauren women > everything else.
The exception proves the rule! >_>
edit: but if it makes everyone happy, I'll append my post to say almost*** nobody.
***terms and restrictions apply. only available in the contiguous United States, the non-French-speaking part of Canada, Turkey and the least attractive parts of Azeroth, like Stonetalon. Also, crazed Orcs with Tauren fetishes are to be ruled as anomalies.
Edited by Jinja on 9/18/2012 1:41 AM PDT
Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...
85 Human Mage
I will reroll, start to play again ... just for YOU !
Edited by Worix on 10/19/2012 9:39 AM PDT
Shazie get killed more, your random posts about Horde being bad are just a coverup for how terrible you and your guild are at World PvP. The only reason you are finding "bad Horde" is because you are ganking in the Mulgore or some other low level zone, bunch of scrubs.
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