Topic Dear blizzard... about that Theramore event..
Greetings blizzard employee!
Hi, my name is rode, blood elf extraordinaire, conqueror of women, humper of ogres, dragon slayer and number one top model of "Rode magazine" a Babe publication Ltd. Hmm? ogre humping? nah you read that part wrong... ANYWAY, i digress!
So not to spoil too much to any readers here who would spy this letter here, but there is a certain spy of yours whom i assume is voiced by the one and only god to all blood elf, Cam Clarke, who play a vital role in the newly added Theramore event. There is something that's been on my mind when we are introduced to him... Kinda made me drop my cup of tea when i saw him... oh i don't know... maybe the fact that...
HE SOUNDS AND ACTS JUST LIKE ME!
So it now saddens me to force my next action. Attached to this letter is a note and location for you to give my royalties. I expect my payment in epics, gold, goblin hookers and/or mounts. I thank you for your time!
Dictated but not read, Rode.
Written, Secretary Babe "Roof!"
PS: Babe would also like to know if there would be a attraction theme for dogs in the next darkmoon fair ride and for some more Bacon.
Have a nice day!