Ask Landers

90 Troll Druid
15535
As the thread title suggests, this is an ask Landers thread! To the average Perenoldian, Landers is a meek, docile creature. Conversation can be difficult, mainly him grunting "boobs" and "beer". He also mixes up the proper use of your and you're. But if you can get beyond that and get Landers talking, magic happens...

Landers, is it true you wear racing shoes when on a beer run?
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90 Undead Priest
9910
yea bro the faster i get there the faster i can drink it........ and thay keep my feet nice and hot
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90 Troll Druid
15535
Landers, there has been a natural disaster that has affected most of the planet. There are only 3 places that can sustain life.

California
Utah
Canada

You are forced to flee Scuttlebutt Lodge and given an instant teleport. Where do you choose and why?
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86 Orc Hunter
12275
Landres, my car making weird sound when I start the engine.

What should I do ?
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85 Blood Elf Paladin
10515
09/22/2012 05:49 AMPosted by Spw
You are forced to flee Scuttlebutt Lodge
LAWL!!! hey whats wrong with California?!?!?!?!?
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85 Blood Elf Paladin
10515
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
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90 Troll Druid
15535
Knock Knock Landers
Edited by Spw on 9/23/2012 1:04 PM PDT
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90 Blood Elf Priest
11040
Are only Epitaph members allowed to ask the questions?
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90 Troll Druid
15535
All are welcome, if we can only get Landers to answer.
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90 Troll Druid
15535
Landers, what state is New England in?
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90 Orc Death Knight
12800
Kloan
85 Blood Elf Paladin
Epitaph
10515
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?


it has taken me weeks to figure this out...

SHORT

boom, i just blew my own mind.
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90 Troll Druid
15535
Hey Joo, what really long word becomes bigstupiddummyer when you add two letters to it?
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90 Orc Death Knight
12800
Landers?
Edited by Joostrike on 10/21/2012 9:42 PM PDT
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90 Undead Priest
9910
boobs
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90 Undead Priest
9910
what do you got for me hot tiits
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90 Human Priest
13320
Landers, if I had two coconuts and three bananas, but only one glass of water and one glass of milk, what order should I consume them in for maximum enjoyment and taste?
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90 Blood Elf Priest
10720
Hi Landers!
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