Topic Ask Landers
As the thread title suggests, this is an ask Landers thread! To the average Perenoldian, Landers is a meek, docile creature. Conversation can be difficult, mainly him grunting "boobs" and "beer". He also mixes up the proper use of your and you're. But if you can get beyond that and get Landers talking, magic happens...
Landers, is it true you wear racing shoes when on a beer run?
Landers, there has been a natural disaster that has affected most of the planet. There are only 3 places that can sustain life.
You are forced to flee Scuttlebutt Lodge and given an instant teleport. Where do you choose and why?