Where's the rum?

88 Troll Druid
So a guildee and I were talking about how there's no representation of MO on these forums or anywhere on Aggramar really, so here is a joke in the spirit of pandas:

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!"

The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white colouring. Eats, shoots and leaves."

Happy Pandas.
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90 Night Elf Druid
Pandas aren't marsupials but other than that 9/10
Edited by Iimes on 9/24/2012 6:38 AM PDT
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88 Troll Druid
I should write that to the author.

Noted indeed.
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