[Krixxek]: Once again sorry I couldn't inform you fast enough Syrric
[Krixxek]: *Bzzt* HNN, this is Vegapunk, do you read me? *Bzzt*
[Syrric]: *Bzzzt* Roger, Lima Charlie *Bzzt*
[Zalja]: *Bzzt* I be 'ere in da rain mon!*Bzzt*
[Krixxek]: *Fzzzt* The voyage of the Horde Fleet is underway, and we's going along for the ride. Will keep you updated on need to know basis *FFzzt*
[Syrric]: *Bzzt* Roger, HNN will be listening. Be careful in your sailing! *Bzzt*
[Zalja]: *Bzzt* Im in Orgrimmar trying to see if I can get a scope on the Razor Hill inccident*Bzzt*
[Syrric]: *Bzzt* Razor Hill...? What's going on at Razor Hill? *Bzzt*
[Zalja]: *bzzt* How shall I start interviewing people*Bzzt*
[Zalja]: *Bzzt* The Inn was Blown up. Two high ranking members of the horde military was killed in it. *Bzzt*
[Syrric]: When was this?? *Bzzt*
[Zalja]: *Bzzt* After the party in Orgrimmar after we took Theramore off the map*Bzzt*
[Krixxek]: *Bzzt* Speaking of which, THE HORDE FLEET *BBzzzt*
[Krixxek]: *Bzzt*-nder attack, I repeat, we are under-*Bzzzt*
[Krixxek]: *Bzzt*020:41 hours, Horde fleet engaged*Bzzzt*
[Krixxek]: *BBzzztt* I repeat, the Horde Navy Fleet" "Gimme that goblin!" "Wait, what-AH!"
[Zalja]: *bzzt* I have my report done sir Where shall we meet*Bzzt*
[Krixxek]: "This is Captian Dregg Waraxe of the Horde Navy fleet, we are currently engaged with the Alliance in ship to ship comabt! Let the warriors at home know that the sea will run red with Alliance Blood tonight! Lok'tar Ogar! FOR THE HORDE*Cannonfire*
[Bernad]: Krixxek, this is Bernad Snixx speaking if you are still breathing and able to produce gold the BMC would like to offer assistance.
[Krixxek]: *Gah!Gimme that*! *BBbzzzt* I copy that, but as of now we's too far out for you to help! *Bbzzt!*
[Krixxek]: All we know is we's south of where Kezan use to be! The alliance ambushed us while this..this mist came outta nowhere, there's cannonfire and guns, and explosions, it's hell out at sea! *BOOM!*
[Topsail]: *Biznap* This is Lance Topsail of the Grey Legion. Where is this fight goin' down?
[Krixxek]: *Bbzzt*i..I dunno! I dunno where we are, first the storm, then the mist, I has no idea where we are!*zzt*
[Topsail]: Hold in there, Vegapants!
[Krixxek]: I's..we's still fighting..wait..that Idiot! Some idiot just steered his ship into the mists after an alliance scout ship!
[Topsail]: Yeesh, Pal, I don't see you no wheres. You're on your own, Vegapants. Stay strong.
[Krixxek]: *Sounds of explosions as well as a few cries of "RETREAT" followed by more cannonfire* We's in full retreat, I repeat, we's in full retreat! We's losing the fleet, we's *BOOM*
[Krixxek]: "The Horde doesn't retreat! We fight till the last Man standing*BANG*
[Krixxek]: "The captian's been shot! Quick, get *BOOM* *FFzzzzttt*
[Syrric]: *Bzzt* Krixx, you there?? What's going on? *Bzzt*
[Krixxek]: *Nothing but static*