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Really, I think everything in the Alliance intro - both cutscenes and the battle - can be thrown in altogether. In twenty minutes that intro sequence gives more Alliance pride than anything Cataclysm managed in two years.
My favourite Pandaria quote so far was not by an NPC, but by a player of whom I can't remember the name.
"I disenchanted Socks."
<General Chat> "WHAT?!" "OH GOD!" "YOU MONSTER, HOW COULD YOU!!!"
"Don't worry, I used him as foot enchants!... get it... Socks?"
"Have you brought fresh corpses, hmm? "
"Bring me back something...tasty."
"Mmm, I hunger."
"Quick and clean friend. Quick and clean."
"Blood in the soil, makes for more toil! Tell the bloody earth, a new Horde to give birth!"
"The tip of the Horde spear, no greater honor"!
"I am pleased to report that the battle at sea goes well, Warchief. Our forces report decisive victories off the coast of Tanaris and Tol Barad"
"Alliance blood spills...this pleases me, General."
"STORM THE SHORE AND PAINT THIS NEW CONTINENT RED!"
Everything he says. But If I had to pick one. lol
"I on way, Kiryn! And I don't care about you weird dead face!"
"Ah, noble is your lineage! Your people possess GREAT power, and all the terrible burdens that come with it. Equally great has been your suffering. Now I see why you call yourself 'Blood' elves."
Everything having to do with the SI:7 agents, though especially Sully and Kearnen in particular. Kearnen was already my favorite bit part back in Westfall, and now she's just incredibly awesome. And Sully is hysterically funny. "I DIDN'T EVEN SHINE THE DAMN LIGHT, AMBER!"
Also, everything in Stormstout Brewery. "There is no time for cookies! Well, maybe one cookie. Just... one."
To ask why I drink is to ask why I am fat. It is because I drink. Perhaps there is a better question.
Why do I drink? To quench my thirst. To lower my inhibitions. To make women appear more attractive.
For my kind, the true question is: Where is the bathroom?
"Well... that's interesting. It appears most of your ancestors died in a fire. Oh my. Your people put themselves at great personal risk in the name of progress! I wish more Pandaren had your initiative."
Sniff. Brings an old Goblin to tears.
90 Troll Warlock
"I call it 'Bottletoads,' and it's a big hit with the kids around here. Can't keep any in stock."
He sounded super busy when I called and asked for some, so I think he hung up accidentally. I'll try again around closing time.
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