Dear Alliance, Gen Chat, and Pandas

90 Blood Elf Monk
9255
I would just like to thank you for offering me numerous more opportunities to despise your stinking human/worgen/gnome/spacegoat/fishman?/elfdwarf guts. Leveling at the beginning of an expansion is always a blast. but you communists have got some rough monk love coming your way.

I say this not out of rage, mind you. Some of you mob-stealing, item stealing halfwits I can forgive for the lack of etiquette, but most of you must suffer a slow and painful roundhouse kick to the face.

while this is titled to mostly the Alliance, I would also like to take this time to express my disdain for general chat. The next time I hear the terms 'Ook' or, 'dooker', or any combination of those in game, I'm going to go snap kick a baby panda. I love you guys, but you are really just.. so, so bad.

On a final note, and to show that my chi is not all negative, I would like to say bravo on some of the pandaren role players I've met to this point. I was expecting a badstorm, and surprisingly, it's mostly been kept to my kind with all of the fail. Keep up the good work. But the first time I see a panda woman in skimpy clothes, I will retract this statement.

Love, peace, and afro grease.~
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90 Goblin Shaman
10240
10/02/2012 07:01 AMPosted by Søl
I would just like to thank you for offering me numerous more opportunities to despise your stinking human/worgen/gnome/spacegoat/fishman?/elfdwarf guts. Leveling at the beginning of an expansion is always a blast. but you communists have got some rough monk love coming your way.


I say this not out of rage, mind you.
Some of you mob-stealing, item stealing halfwits I can forgive for the lack of etiquette, but most of you must suffer a slow and painful roundhouse kick to the face.


I'm going to go snap kick a baby panda. I love you guys, but you are really just.. so, so bad.


I say this not out of rage, mind you.


*rub chin*
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85 Human Death Knight
3975
Just a note...but that's why I perpetually have General turned off. It saves a lot of sanity.
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86 Pandaren Priest
1915
I find this hilarious coming from a male blood elf.

By the way, how could you tell each exact individual apart as to who was alliance vs. horde? General chat was genuinely awful period, hence why I execute the command /leave general.
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90 Goblin Shaman
10240
I find this hilarious coming from a male blood elf.


Oh jease, I didn't know having a belf toon invalidated your posts o_ o

racist
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90 Human Priest
5575
How do you suffer a slow roundhouse kick?

Can't you just take a step back and avoid said roundhouse kick?
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90 Blood Elf Paladin
13230
I find this hilarious coming from a male blood elf.


Oh jease, I didn't know having a belf toon invalidated your posts o_ o

racist


It's the law. Nothing we say or do matters. We're too !@#$%^- pretty to think.
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90 Blood Elf Monk
9255
How do you suffer a slow roundhouse kick?

Can't you just take a step back and avoid said roundhouse kick?
Absolutely not. You get stuck in a freeze frame from watching the awe of the amazing arc of the kick, and only realize once it's too late.
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90 Human Paladin
10590
mite b cool
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90 Human Warrior
12005
Me gonna ook you in the dooker
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90 Worgen Priest
11755
Oh yeah, General. Forgot about that channel.
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90 Dwarf Monk
10960
Y'all dookers postin' in an ook thread.
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This would be something if not nearly every assmonkey I have come across this expansion had not been a male blood elf.
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30 Pandaren Monk
5140
Well, I'm convinced.
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86 Pandaren Priest
1915
Oh jease, I didn't know having a belf toon invalidated your posts o_ o

racist


You must not have cogshanks installed! I invalidate my own existence.

But seriously, aside from a few people actively flaming which side they were on, how can you level accusations that only players on one side of the fence ran amok. Especially when a fair part of the server population plays on both factions. It's just a ridiculous and dramatic rant.

And hilarious because yes, I actually did laugh for a wee moment.
Edited by Kytt on 10/2/2012 9:03 AM PDT
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52 Pandaren Monk
2795
Pandaren Females....in skimpy clothes.

-checks back at references for Pandaren culture-....Yup, keeping my knowledge of ancient Chinese practices to myself. <_<
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90 Troll Monk
9685
10/02/2012 07:01 AMPosted by Søl
But the first time I see a panda woman in skimpy clothes, I will retract this statement.


10/02/2012 07:08 AMPosted by Kytt
I find this hilarious coming from a male blood elf.
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90 Worgen Druid
15070
Dear Sol,

Thanks for saving my !@# from those endlessly respawning Hozen in Kun Lai a few days ago.

<3
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90 Worgen Druid
12100
Wait, someone seriously uses general chat in the Pandaren starting zone as a way of judging an entire community?

Also, let me echo a previous question in this thread:

10/02/2012 07:08 AMPosted by Kytt
By the way, how could you tell each exact individual apart as to who was alliance vs. horde? General chat was genuinely awful period, hence why I execute the command /leave general.
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90 Goblin Warlock
13115
Blood Elf Monks - the new Blood Elf Death Knights?
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