Umm.., dude, you're stuck under a rock. I think that's my line?

"How may I be of assistance?"

Err, you're the guy webbed to a tree.

"You need something?"

Hello?! I'm not the one locked inside a cage!

"What troubles you?"

Nothing really, I'm fine. You on the other hand are in shackles.

"Slow down!"

Hey, if you people want to hang out in this prison, fine! I'll find somebody else to break free!

- I can't be the only one amused by the standard npc responses in these situations.