<Popolnost Skozi Norost> - Hail Raptor Jesus!

90 Dwarf Death Knight
12615
We are srs guild for srs people in very srs game!

We are a smallish cult of naked dancing pirate technovikings that advertise liquor, hookers, and bacon. But mainly bacon, as it is a staple in the American diet (for all 2-5 stomachs).

Everyone here is pre-approved for an all-expenses-paid, one-way trip to our luxurious psych ward. Here you will receive daily shock therapy sessions and only a few needles. You will also receive a waiver for a FREE lobotomy, performed on you by other completely random strangers who were just lobotomized themselves.

If you're interested, please respond sometime before the end of the universe and, some couple billion human years after, that McDonalds burger that you forgot behind your fridge. Because that'll still be there for a while. But preferably before the end of the universe, as no one's waiting on your burger to finally get sucked into some black hole and inflict the black hole with obesity.

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FAQ:

1. What does the guild name translate to / "what the hell does that mean?"
- The guild name is Slovenian for "Perfection through the Madness."

2. Can I have a cookie for my comment?
- No, unless you can provide proper cookie ID for said cookie. If you are unable to provide such a cookie, please fill out the following form and flush it down the nearest toilet for express delivery: http://www.scribd.com/doc/7771818/Butt-Hurt-Report-Form

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Oh, and we're open to everyone and have an active guild chat and crap like that. Unless you're opposed to Pastafarianism.
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90 Dwarf Death Knight
12615
Resurrecting for the glory of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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90 Night Elf Druid
8885
FSM.
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90 Undead Warrior
11940
10/09/2012 05:44 AMPosted by Andy
But mainly bacon, as it is a staple in the American diet

but, but just like most food that are "American" where found in different countries which doesn't make it American...
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90 Dwarf Death Knight
12615
10/16/2012 02:56 PMPosted by Viin
But mainly bacon, as it is a staple in the American diet

but, but just like most food that are "American" where found in different countries which doesn't make it American...


I simply state that it is a staple in the American diet. It is definitely of Martian origin, there's no questioning that.
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90 Dwarf Death Knight
12615
I am currently LFM to AFK in SoSS, preferably with no buffs and in a location that you can't get away easily.

On a related note: LFM to QQ about dying in SoSS.

No, that's not a guild thing.
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90 Troll Druid
5680
da fuhq?
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100 Blood Elf Paladin
17790
ofc fk allys
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90 Dwarf Death Knight
12615
11/09/2012 10:54 PMPosted by Lenarific
ofc fk allys


Not the troll druid, but I do like me some blood elf paladin.
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100 Blood Elf Paladin
17790
im always farming flaged feel free 2 look me up :)
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99 Dwarf Shaman
6175
My beard is better, Andy.
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90 Dwarf Death Knight
12615
11/12/2012 05:18 AMPosted by Lumberbeard
My beard is better, Andy.


Take that back!
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8 Human Rogue
0
This has to be one of the greatest things I've ever read on these forums.
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90 Dwarf Death Knight
12615
Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker
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90 Night Elf Priest
12025
I don't even know what I just read honestly.
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