Druid forms are bad because...

14 Worgen Druid
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I feel that all druid forms should be taken out of the game because they break the balance of the universe. Did you know that every time a Resto Druid shifts into Tree Form, a fairy loses its magic and dies?

Every time a Balance Druid shifts into its chickenplushiecuddlebuddypillowthingyform, somewhere out there a garden gnome screeches in pain before drawing its last breath, and whispering before it passes away "Curse you, Rosebud..."

Every time a Guardian shifts into bear form, Smokey the Bear STARTS a forest fire?

And every time a Feral shifts into cat form, Basement Cat takes the soul of another unsuspecting housewife gone to do laundry...


(I thought I'd give you guys a break from all the Symbiosis and Balance QQ threads)
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90 Troll Druid
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<3!
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2 Blood Elf Warlock
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no
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100 Tauren Druid
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Shapeshifting will never be the same for me again.
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90 Gnome Priest
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Ihasaflavour:
a garden gnome screeches in pain before drawing its last breath

AAAAAAAAIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!!
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100 Worgen Druid
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On an off note, has anyone tried to dance while resto popping incarn! It feels... so right...

Poor little Fairy, I must sacrifice you to be amazing. I regret nothing.
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100 Tauren Druid
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Every time a Balance Druid shifts into its chickenplushiecuddlebuddypillowthingyform, somewhere out there a garden gnome screeches in pain before drawing its last breath,



I'm ... not entirely certain where the bad point here is.
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Looks like I'll be respec'n to Balance and shifting in and out of "chickenplushiecuddlebuddypillowthingyform" until all gnomes are gone.
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72 Worgen Druid
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Am I to blame for the wildfires off to the west? TT_TT

And which Tree Form did you mean? If Treant Form... Meh.

Wait, does this mean cross-spec shifting is acceptable?
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90 Tauren Priest
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Am I to blame for the wildfires off to the west? TT_TT

And which Tree Form did you mean? If Treant Form... Meh.

Wait, does this mean cross-spec shifting is acceptable?


All shifting...

Won't somebody please think of the poor fairies? Clap your hands as loud as you can! SAVE THEM!

Edit:

OH CRAP MY COVER IS BLOWN! *fly awaaaay!*
Edited by Milkmesoftly on 10/9/2012 2:04 PM PDT
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90 Worgen Druid
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chickenplushiecuddlebuddypillowthingyform


too long; didn't read.
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100 Tauren Druid
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10/08/2012 08:09 PMPosted by Ihasaflavour
Every time a Guardian shifts into bear form, Smokey the Bear STARTS a forest fire?

I knew my name meant something...

10/08/2012 08:09 PMPosted by Ihasaflavour
Did you know that every time a Resto Druid shifts into Tree Form, a fairy loses its magic and dies?

This is the first and only compelling reason I have ever been given for making a resto spec. Faries have it coming. Why do you think we have Faerie Fire?
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Well that's a relief! No gnomes are hurt from druid shape-shifting.
(Garden gnomes don't count.)
Edited by Marilly on 10/10/2012 12:52 AM PDT
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90 Tauren Druid
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Hahahaha the boomkin one, so good.
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92 Night Elf Druid
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Initial response when seeing the topic: HECK NO!

Then I read it, and had to laugh...

I am going to be responsible for quite a few of Basement Cat's attacks...
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90 Night Elf Druid
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Good riddance to the fairies, they impose large debts on little girls and force them into child-labor to pay it off. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW HER FATHER HAD A REAL DEBT?
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90 Undead Mage
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too long; didn't read.


TL;DR
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90 Tauren Druid
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I do not believe in Fairies. Or Gnomes.
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14 Worgen Druid
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I'm glad I could give some of you a laugh. ;)
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90 Night Elf Druid
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10/08/2012 08:09 PMPosted by Ihasaflavour
because they break the balance of the universe.


I'm scared :'(
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