Schadenfreude!

90 Human Warlock
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My bf was telling me a story just last night that totally relates to this. When he was in high school, he was sitting in his school's courtyard, eating lunch, watching some guy not too far away throwing sticks and rocks at baby ducklings. The guy got up, walked over to one of the ducklings and swung his foot back like he was going to kick it. His buddies were telling him to do it, so he swung his foot back like he was really intent on kicking this duckling which could have killed it. This other guy at another table who had a reputation for pumping iron and getting into trouble got up and punched the guy square in the face. He fell over, nose bleeding and all, and the guy proceeded to beat the snot out of him. When he was done, he just stood against the wall, waiting to be taken away by security. He told the guy to never, ever touch those ducklings again, and he never did. After he was let back into school, he sat in the courtyard and watched over the ducks, and whenever that kid and his buddies came into the courtyard, he'd watch them too, staring daggers.

As for myself, I watched one of my coworkers, who would treat me like garbage every day for no apparent reason, get fired. I'm not sure if I felt better about myself, so to speak, but she absolutely deserved what she got. Had I been the boss, I might not have fired her. I have a problem with being way too nice. Idk why. It's strange. /doormat
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85 Blood Elf Hunter
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My bf was telling me a story just last night that totally relates to this. When he was in high school, he was sitting in his school's courtyard, eating lunch, watching some guy not too far away throwing sticks and rocks at baby ducklings. The guy got up, walked over to one of the ducklings and swung his foot back like he was going to kick it. His buddies were telling him to do it, so he swung his foot back like he was really intent on kicking this duckling which could have killed it. This other guy at another table who had a reputation for pumping iron and getting into trouble got up and punched the guy square in the face. He fell over, nose bleeding and all, and the guy proceeded to beat the snot out of him. When he was done, he just stood against the wall, waiting to be taken away by security. He told the guy to never, ever touch those ducklings again, and he never did. After he was let back into school, he sat in the courtyard and watched over the ducks, and whenever that kid and his buddies came into the courtyard, he'd watch them too, staring daggers.

As for myself, I watched one of my coworkers, who would treat me like garbage every day for no apparent reason, get fired. I'm not sure if I felt better about myself, so to speak, but she absolutely deserved what she got. Had I been the boss, I might not have fired her. I have a problem with being way too nice. Idk why. It's strange. /doormat


He must have really loved ducks.
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80 Human Paladin
2800
Madelynne finally getting banned from the forums is a really relevant example.
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10/08/2012 06:49 PMPosted by Norval
Madelynne finally getting banned from the forums is a really relevant example.
/thread
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90 Worgen Druid
10460
He'll be back. Oh heee'lllll be back.
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When he buys another account for forum posting?
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90 Blood Elf Priest
7005
I kept my ex on fb for a long time just to revel at every bad thing that happened to him. Vehicle break ins (more than once), trouble with women (more than twice), etc. Each time, it was a good day. lol
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87 Blood Elf Mage
5305
10/08/2012 02:01 PMPosted by Convallaria
My bf was telling me a story just last night that totally relates to this. When he was in high school, he was sitting in his school's courtyard, eating lunch, watching some guy not too far away throwing sticks and rocks at baby ducklings. The guy got up, walked over to one of the ducklings and swung his foot back like he was going to kick it. His buddies were telling him to do it, so he swung his foot back like he was really intent on kicking this duckling which could have killed it. This other guy at another table who had a reputation for pumping iron and getting into trouble got up and punched the guy square in the face. He fell over, nose bleeding and all, and the guy proceeded to beat the snot out of him. When he was done, he just stood against the wall, waiting to be taken away by security. He told the guy to never, ever touch those ducklings again, and he never did. After he was let back into school, he sat in the courtyard and watched over the ducks, and whenever that kid and his buddies came into the courtyard, he'd watch them too, staring daggers.


This is possibly one of the most awesome and inspiring things I've read in awhile, as well as one of the funniest.
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85 Worgen Warrior
0
I'm still waiting for my revenge.

It's best served cold.
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I'm still waiting for my revenge.

It's best served cold.
...but chili is served hot.
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95 Draenei Paladin
10935
I'm still waiting for my revenge.

It's best served cold.


Hot sauce doesn't even need a specific temperature....
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85 Worgen Warrior
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dangit y'all you're making me look silly!!!

DON'T YOU SEE MY SERIOUS STARE
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61 Human Death Knight
12700
>In Geometry Honors. 31 people. Class size amendment says we need 25. 6 must go. Lowest test scores get kicked out and sent to normal.

>People get kicked out in the middle of class today.

>Chick says in her ebonic accent "You are the weakest link" and z-snaps

>Teacher starts laughing

>We all start laughing as people exit the portable

yea.
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95 Draenei Paladin
10935
dangit y'all you're making me look silly!!!

DON'T YOU SEE MY SERIOUS STARE


Your eyes are far too squinty to be taken seriously.
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90 Night Elf Monk
13350
dangit y'all you're making me look silly!!!

DON'T YOU SEE MY SERIOUS STARE


Your eyes are far too squinty to be taken seriously.


Soli needs to shave
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95 Draenei Paladin
10935
10/08/2012 08:59 PMPosted by Zhouliang
Soli needs to shave


As soon as that beard is trimmed. I see gnats growing in it!
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90 Night Elf Monk
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10/08/2012 09:11 PMPosted by Solinii
Soli needs to shave


As soon as that beard is trimmed. I see gnats growing in it!


I still don't see why I should shave.
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90 Night Elf Monk
10005
10/08/2012 02:01 PMPosted by Convallaria
My bf was telling me a story just last night that totally relates to this. When he was in high school, he was sitting in his school's courtyard, eating lunch, watching some guy not too far away throwing sticks and rocks at baby ducklings. The guy got up, walked over to one of the ducklings and swung his foot back like he was going to kick it. His buddies were telling him to do it, so he swung his foot back like he was really intent on kicking this duckling which could have killed it. This other guy at another table who had a reputation for pumping iron and getting into trouble got up and punched the guy square in the face. He fell over, nose bleeding and all, and the guy proceeded to beat the snot out of him. When he was done, he just stood against the wall, waiting to be taken away by security. He told the guy to never, ever touch those ducklings again, and he never did. After he was let back into school, he sat in the courtyard and watched over the ducks, and whenever that kid and his buddies came into the courtyard, he'd watch them too, staring daggers.


Faith in Humanity: Restored with backups.

10/08/2012 02:01 PMPosted by Convallaria
I'm not sure if I felt better about myself, so to speak, but she absolutely deserved what she got. Had I been the boss, I might not have fired her. I have a problem with being way too nice.


That's partially the meaning of the word. It also means people getting their "just desserts" in a sense.
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95 Draenei Paladin
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10/08/2012 09:24 PMPosted by Zhouliang
I still don't see why I should shave.


The same reason man must give up his primal urges and become more civilized.
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90 Night Elf Monk
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10/08/2012 09:28 PMPosted by Solinii
I still don't see why I should shave.


The same reason man must give up his primal urges and become more civilized.


And that would be?
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