Topic <IOOM> Pulls Too Hard, and it Comes Off!
Edited by Caterpillar on 10/10/12 9:36 PM (PDT)
<Is Out Of Mana>, Runetotem’s answer to morning breath and the winner of Gnomeregan Weekly’s “Best Guild With Eleven Letters and Three Spaces In Its Name” award, is smiling shyly at you from a darkened corner booth. What’s your sign, baby?
Svanken and Ysulde, having accidentally overextended our Stretch Armstrong ™ doll during raid warm-ups last week, suggested that we throw open the recruitment cat-flap once again in the hopes of finding a suitable replacement. Knowing that our odds of landing a 18-inch tall warrior -- muscular yet improbably elastic, clad only in painted-on bikini briefs – is slim, we’ve elected to open recruitment for any and all players containing a similarly viscous, corn-syrup-and-sand mixture in lieu of actual organs.
“Play How You Want, When You Want” ™ -- the little blurb scrawled across the top of our official guild currency -- is at the heart of our efforts here at IOOM. Whether you’re looking for a slightly-unhinged-but-friendly environment for leveling your new pandas or a group of perpetually distracted adventurers with whom you can share floor space in Mogu’shan Vaults, IOOM is the guild you’ve been waiting for! When adventure is at hand, we pull together like spaghetti left out on the stove overnight. Guild contests, PvP, heroics, and casual raiding – we’re the guild that does it all, and that does none of it well. Numbered high on our lengthy list of in-game accomplishments is the transformation of the guild leadership into various herbs on the steps of the Dwarven District Bank in Stormwind, where we rustled and emitted herbal aromas most convincingly. Many people stopped to watch, listen, and sniff.
We are usually up to something nefarious a couple of times a week these days. A more serious schedule is often discussed and we’re likely to do something about it eventually.
All applicants clearing a basic background check will also be granted access to our private Horde-side sister guild, <Needs More Rage>, which offers a similar experience except without all those bothersome players and with a lot more green skin.
We will listen to your pleas at ioom.enjin.com.
Have fun; kill many things!