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Hey folks. To those who know me, hey. I'm back, so is Cash Prizes Super Awesome Fun Time (CPSAFT). To those who don't know me, look up "Nemesis".
Not the actual definition, but the way Brick Top explains it in the movie "Snatch" with Brad Pitt. That'll save you some time.
Anyway, I took a hiatus between Cata and MoP and now that I've wasted countless dollars on console games that, while I enjoyed them thoroughly, will most likely never play again because they've joined the smoldering pile of wreckage that is every video game I learn and master, I find myself returning to WoW and being attacked by bunnies in giant gardens.
Gone are the Eternal Dragons of Hellfire, the charred corpses of the Innocent Damned, the Genocide of all that is Living. And it's been replaced with gorram panda bears farming turnips.
Well, to hell with all of that. I'm bringing back the good ol' days, the bad days, the all-or-nothin' days when you went to the Auction House with one eye on the door at all times. You banked during the wee hours of the morning for fear of a city-wide raid. You kept toons on both factions parked in capital cities to track enemy movements and lulz on the trade chat. THAT is what made WoW great - taking over the Mage Tower in Stormwind for hours until a raid group turned up to shove your !@# out the door.
Well, they're back. And I'm breeding an army whose sole purpose is the disruption of daily activity in this nice little enclave we've got here. It's time to go back to some Futher-mucking Anarchy, kids.
So, if you're down with raiding, that's all good and well; enjoy your time with the Fru-fru-Sha-Voldemort what-the-hell-ever. I'm sure the pandas need help tending their garden and using an extra large can of raid on the insecticons.
But if you wanna hook up with super casual, laidback champions of dissension and disorder, give your boy a holler. We'll keep the lights on for ya.
Edit: Adults only. This is like a bowling league. Only instead of bowling, we raid Alliance cities. Same amount of drinking, though.
Edited by Quorac on 11/6/2012 10:11 AM PST
Kindly inform Sir Roguebait that I will happily attend the cocktail hour on the tram, followed by antics throughout the greater city of Ironforge.
I will announce my presence in the appropriate fashion - the sudden disappearance of vendors, AH officials and Flightmasters.
Threats of violence. We take these seriously and will alert the proper authorities.
Harassing or discriminatory language. This will not be tolerated.