To Hell with You and Your Pandas

90 Tauren Druid
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Hey folks. To those who know me, hey. I'm back, so is Cash Prizes Super Awesome Fun Time (CPSAFT). To those who don't know me, look up "Nemesis".

Not the actual definition, but the way Brick Top explains it in the movie "Snatch" with Brad Pitt. That'll save you some time.

Anyway, I took a hiatus between Cata and MoP and now that I've wasted countless dollars on console games that, while I enjoyed them thoroughly, will most likely never play again because they've joined the smoldering pile of wreckage that is every video game I learn and master, I find myself returning to WoW and being attacked by bunnies in giant gardens.

Gone are the Eternal Dragons of Hellfire, the charred corpses of the Innocent Damned, the Genocide of all that is Living. And it's been replaced with gorram panda bears farming turnips.

Well, to hell with all of that. I'm bringing back the good ol' days, the bad days, the all-or-nothin' days when you went to the Auction House with one eye on the door at all times. You banked during the wee hours of the morning for fear of a city-wide raid. You kept toons on both factions parked in capital cities to track enemy movements and lulz on the trade chat. THAT is what made WoW great - taking over the Mage Tower in Stormwind for hours until a raid group turned up to shove your !@# out the door.

Well, they're back. And I'm breeding an army whose sole purpose is the disruption of daily activity in this nice little enclave we've got here. It's time to go back to some Futher-mucking Anarchy, kids.

So, if you're down with raiding, that's all good and well; enjoy your time with the Fru-fru-Sha-Voldemort what-the-hell-ever. I'm sure the pandas need help tending their garden and using an extra large can of raid on the insecticons.

But if you wanna hook up with super casual, laidback champions of dissension and disorder, give your boy a holler. We'll keep the lights on for ya.

Edit: Adults only. This is like a bowling league. Only instead of bowling, we raid Alliance cities. Same amount of drinking, though.
Edited by Quorac on 11/6/2012 10:11 AM PST
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Sounds like i am getting a new Bear skin rug for Christmas!
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90 Tauren Druid
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Oh, Shank, I do miss our banter. Only bear you'll be seeing is your bare !@# as I Spanku. ;-)
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We shall see my good friend we shall see.
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90 Tauren Druid
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Indeed. Seeya out there, kiddo!
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85 Tauren Druid
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Oh Q how I've missed you.
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90 Tauren Druid
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/lick
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90 Pandaren Hunter
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Wait, What... ok yeah I see then
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85 Tauren Druid
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Q sir. The illustrious Roguebait wishes your presence in the hallowed halls of Ironforge for inter-species debauchery and penetration of priest shields. He awaits your response posthaste
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90 Tauren Druid
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Kindly inform Sir Roguebait that I will happily attend the cocktail hour on the tram, followed by antics throughout the greater city of Ironforge.

I will announce my presence in the appropriate fashion - the sudden disappearance of vendors, AH officials and Flightmasters.
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90 Pandaren Shaman
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I have writ thine message upon parchment and sent it via carrier druid. It should arrive soon
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90 Pandaren Monk
9705
Yes, please come to SW and don't forget to send me a tell letting me know yer coming.
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90 Tauren Druid
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An announced Sneak Attack is no Sneak Attack at all. Stay alert.
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100 Blood Elf Hunter
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I totally just saw this but CPSAFT! El Presidente here.
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90 Troll Shaman
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And suddenly the forums became much less boring.
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90 Tauren Druid
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It's a side effect of having so much Awesome arrive with little to no notice.
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