Topic House of Widget (A) LFM
House of Widget | 10 Man | Guild level 25
Fri-Sun 6:00pm - 10:00pm (PST) Raid Schedule
Recruiting for Mists of Pandaria!
House of Widget is a ten man raiding guild with thrilling social aspects such: as logging on! Saying hello! Debating on if we should do achievements that day! Riding in circles around Dalaran! Finishing the Firelands legendary a tier or two late and taking a hundred screenshots! We raid Fri-Sun 6:00pm - 10:00pm (PST) where we frolic gloriously through whatever current normal-mode raid there happens to be. We invite you to play with our motley band of friends who probably won't stand in the fire (very often), but we will also include a free guild invitation.
While staying at the lush resort that is known as the House Widget Guild, you will be taken care of. Bribed to stay with gems/enchants and raid consumables and given delicious beverages to sate your irritation if someone actually does stand in the fire.
We seek someone skilled in total destruction. If you can point your character in the direction of the monster on your screen and mash your keyboard, you are probably the person for us. We do insist that you are capable of facing the direction of the monster, however, as in the past, we have had issues with guildmates not actually facing the correct direction. We now supply guild GPS.
If you are interested and you are capable of dpsing(and staying out of the fire, most of the time), you are welcome to browse our well intentioned website that will not tell you anything useful about us at all, or replying here so we can share our feelings**.
**Perhaps you are here because we claimed that you could share your feelings. Well you can but we won't, but if you did, we weren't actually going to listen. Instead, we are going to insist you join us, become one of us, and never leave us. We also are going to call you George.
We are a NO DRAMA zone. We strive to keep our guild a positive, happy place free of gossip or drama and we request that all of our guild members uphold this value. This is the only thing we are not friendly or flexible on. Please keep that out of our guild. Leave the drama with your mama!
During this new friendship we will borrow your raiding skills so that we do not have to PuG in the abyss called 'Trade' and feed you delicious consumables and natural gear enhancements. We will even repair your gear, as our guild houses two of the finest blacksmiths who know how to use one of those kids sets that have pegs and squeaky hammers.
We use a modified suicide kings loot system on gear because anything else is too complicated for our accountant to maintain. If you choose to take us up on this grand, amazing adventure, allow me to disclaim that these exciting raid offers are for Mists of Pandaria as well as poking at old raids and Achievements. You can have those too, if you don't already have them. Ours are more exciting though, because of the capital A.
If you have any questions, feel free to shoot Tetsujin, Oyuki, or any guild member an ingame mail, PST, skyplane written message, a message in a bottle, or a telegram to their respective characters and we will get back to you after the beep.
Congratulations to whomever earns the right to be called George, regardless of their actual name.
And bump for this guild. They seem a lot more interesting than my guild.
And to anyone from Pessum that notices that I think House of Widget is cooler than us, you should go eat some jalapeño's with your eyes so you can forget my honesty!