Topic Special Election Report!
Cries of agony were heard from the Valley of Strength today when the polls closed and Garrosh Hellscream was the confirmed victor of the 2012 Warchief Election. This will be Garrosh's second term in office.
While the Conservative Hellscream Party celebrated by mass slaughter of terrified Night Elf children, suspicions were raised when the poll numbers came back with 200 to 43 in favor of Hellscream. As there are not that many players on the server some question whether alliance and off realm players were transferred in to vote Hellscream. One source suggests outside voters were entices with promises of Cinder Kittens. Alliance ambassador to Orgrimmar, Opalsblossom, was unavailable for comment.
Phat Lootz Party candidate Faunts has not yet challenged the election results, but running mate Terrific is expected to make a statement later this week. Several other high profile members of the Horde, including Tauren Druid Patoff, were similarly railroaded by voting fraud, but the only comments noted from trade chat were, "LOLOLOLOL," and similar rhetoric.