Topic <Stop Drop and Troll> is now hiring scrups!
Edited by Vicodin on 11/13/12 11:48 AM (PST)
Guess who's back? AWWW YISSSSSSS! It's Nesingwary's #1 Shameless Self-Promoter/Depricator, Vicodin!
Why did I come back? Well that's because I was stuck in a guild that was raiding. As a person that doesn't raid, that's, well, dull. I want a laid back social and casual atmosphere! I wanna get on vent and have drunken arguments with you people! I want to hang with like minded players! And I know you're here on Nesingwary... I see you there in Shrine of Two Moons (that's right, we're Horde), just sitting on your mount, doing nothing.
It's time for a change people. Are you stuck in a boring guild? Do you hate that it's your guildmates that are spamming trade chat with jokes referencing human posterior anatomy? Are you an intellctual that is sick of guild arguments, especially the ones that end with "NO U"? Then you need to come to <Stop Drop and Troll>!
But Vicodin... why would I join you when I'm in a guild that is already level 25 and has perks?
Because life ain't about 10% extra XP or 15 minute Hearthstones. Don't you want the challenge of clearing all those guild achievements? I'm up to the task, are you? Let's make magic together, baby!
So who am I looking for? Are you a hardcore raider? Then we're not for you. We're looking for the "shoot the breeze" type of player. The person who is okay with taking 10 people from in guild and running a raid on a whim because that's what we wanted to do in the moment. The type of player that doesn't sweat the small stuff. Did you transfer off and came back just to hang out every now and then? Then come on in and visit with us. Are you re-rolling a toon as an escape alt from your real raiding guild? Then come hang with us!
We have a 25 man open Ventrilo server for use, a 5 tab guild bank (usage limited to preferred and trusted members), and one kickass GM. That's me, if you couldn't tell.
So do you feel stuck in a guild that's going nowhere and doing nothing? Then come to <Stop Drop and Troll>! Come for the name, stay because you have no where else to go!
* The term 'scrup' is not intended to be derogatory in any way and is only used as an adjective describing the type of player that doesn't care about the following: Gear Score, BG Rating, 'E-Peen', 'Phat Lewtz', and/or 'Heroic Cheevoz'. Any complaints regarding the use of said terminology should be redirected to email@example.com
Edited by Ashely on 11/13/12 10:37 PM (PST)
Bump for old guildie love. <3