Topic Replace My Telephone With Mustard
Teach the pallet, with each blow to the moose jaw comes another question involving integrity of iced tea.
Skonaz never came on tonight so in my giraffe breeding kingdom, I found out why: He drank so much Bacardi that he couldn't handle it but he got on and made a toon callled "LMFAO" and somehow got it to stay all capitalized. He was babbling some dumb shiz. So I get a phonecall, and apparently I'm a detective, and I have to protect a potential murder witness. Well this idiot witness is like, a major dork just like Galice and he has this thing where, if he gets too excited or something, he literally faints and will just fall face flat to the ground. So he's volunteering at this like, town fair, cooking chicken and serving food and there's a MASSIVE bodybuilder type bodyguard standing around. Well, the idiot nerd is like, skipping around furiously, headbanging to some music on his headphones, bashing his head against his knee out of excitement. I'm unsure how else to describe it other than he fluently fainted and slapped his face to the ground. So for whatever reason, me and my police people undressed him and laid him face down on a towel. So the bodybuilder guy is like staring at him, lost, completely lost. He has no idea what the heck is going on, but he shrugged it off and then started looking around again, just standing there beside a naked nerd face down on a towel.