Topic [H] Magic Gladiator re-recruitment
Rachel
Maelstrom
Rachel
90 Pandaren Monk
11155
Edited by Rachel on 1/16/13 9:39 AM (PST)
Thread updated as of 1/16/13:

Don't miss this many-times-in-a-lifetime chance to have fun with some swarthy mother-expletives in <MAGIC GLADIATOR>, the preeminent pelagic plaid-iators of Maelstrom! Our current progression level is Guardians and Feng in MSV (months behind, woo!). We raid every Saturday from 730pm until we're too drunk to see our screens, and we need some more DPS. Additionally, we're always accepting of any new members who enjoy a fun, casual environment with occasional heavy bromantic petting.

We try to keep our idiot quotient as low as possible. We don't have any strict requirements for raid-readiness, but common sense is a highly-prized attribute. I'm told it's not that hard to pull decent DPS these days (although I'm a healer, what do I know?). Raid loot is /roll, but if you get an item, you probably shouldn't roll on anything else that night. We also do stuff for each other, like this one time I almost did Velyne's homework for him (but then I got too lazy). And I cut gems for people, and stuff. It's just a really collaborative environment.

Megan's Law requires us to inform you that prospective members under age 18 are strongly discouraged from applying. Our core group is 25+. If you don't have an adult sense of humor, you're unlikely to fit in. We're looking to fill out our raid group, as well as any new members who are a good fit. PST to Rachey, Jaytrolstein, Catch, or Orcasmicah for an invite!
Kapachee
Ner'zhul
Kapachee
90 Blood Elf Paladin
10570
These guys are very serious about being a casual raiding group.

(I'm thinking about leveling a clothie :V)
Rachel
Maelstrom
Rachel
90 Pandaren Monk
11155
Doooo it. You can hit 90 in 8 days! :D
Canxopener
Maelstrom
Canxopener
90 Troll Druid
9410
10/25/2012 09:55 PMPosted by Rachel
! Do you have a functional medulla oblongata and 3 spells that function from 30+ yards away?


no and no I only use moonfire, guess I don't meet your standards:'(
Gwyndolyn
Maelstrom
Gwyndolyn
90 Blood Elf Paladin
13920
! Do you have a functional medulla oblongata and 3 spells that function from 30+ yards away?

no and no I only use moonfire, guess I don't meet your standards:'(


Just like the MAN trying to stick it to us
Venicide
Maelstrom
Venicide
90 Undead Priest
17780
10/25/2012 10:10 PMPosted by Kapachee
These guys are very serious about being a casual raiding group.


i like it
Spelio
Maelstrom
Spelio
90 Undead Mage
10950
My current guild does not look like they are going to be raiding this x-pac so I would be interested. I just hit 90 not too long ago so I am not quite raid ready but I am willing to put in the time to get there before the 3rd.
Quenthel
Maelstrom
Quenthel
90 Blood Elf Monk
9305
10/26/2012 09:30 AMPosted by Spelio
I just hit 90 not too long ago so I am not quite raid ready but I am willing to put in the time to get there before the 3rd.


Yes but can you smell what the rock is cookin.
Syretia
Blackrock
Syretia
90 Pandaren Hunter
9495
The Princessa highly anticipates a MAELSTROM 25m raid team. That is, the complete non-existence of one.
Venicide
Maelstrom
Venicide
90 Undead Priest
17780
10/26/2012 05:58 PMPosted by Syretia
25m raid team


25s are soooooo 2011
Rachel
Maelstrom
Rachel
90 Pandaren Monk
11155
10/26/2012 12:56 AMPosted by Canxopener
! Do you have a functional medulla oblongata and 3 spells that function from 30+ yards away?


no and no I only use moonfire, guess I don't meet your standards:'(

Get out. Balance druids cut into my loot table. ;D
10/26/2012 09:30 AMPosted by Spelio
My current guild does not look like they are going to be raiding this x-pac so I would be interested. I just hit 90 not too long ago so I am not quite raid ready but I am willing to put in the time to get there before the 3rd.

Amg, a delicious biscuit !@#$%! You're invited, if nobody else nabbed you yet.
Rinsk
Maelstrom
Rinsk
90 Gnome Mage
12605
Take my horde mage <3

-Barinaz/Rinsk
Syretia
Blackrock
Syretia
90 Pandaren Hunter
9495
Maelstrom can't even raid 25 mans. I lol'd. Not a single HEROIC KILL on 25 man...this realm can't even kill a single boss.
Canxopener
Maelstrom
Canxopener
90 Troll Druid
9410
10/27/2012 12:24 AMPosted by Syretia
Maelstrom can't even raid 25 mans. I lol'd. Not a single HEROIC KILL on 25 man...this realm can't even kill a single boss.


says the huntard
Kapachee
Ner'zhul
Kapachee
90 Blood Elf Paladin
10570
10/27/2012 12:24 AMPosted by Syretia
Maelstrom can't even raid 25 mans. I lol'd. Not a single HEROIC KILL on 25 man...this realm can't even kill a single boss.


You guys do know you didn't need to change guild names to switch from 10s to 25s, right?
Antipodus
Maelstrom
Antipodus
90 Tauren Druid
Woe
16700
10/27/2012 12:24 AMPosted by Syretia
Maelstrom can't even raid 25 mans. I lol'd. Not a single HEROIC KILL on 25 man...this realm can't even kill a single boss.


Pretty sure you disengaged off of the side every week when wiping to 25m lich king
Kapachee
Ner'zhul
Kapachee
90 Blood Elf Paladin
10570
Edited by Kapachee on 10/28/12 6:53 PM (PDT)
Maelstrom can't even raid 25 mans. I lol'd. Not a single HEROIC KILL on 25 man...this realm can't even kill a single boss.


Pretty sure you disengaged off of the side every week when wiping to 25m lich king


He did it twice in one night. Several times.

We chose this man to tank for us in T11. We made a bad choice.
Kapachee
Ner'zhul
Kapachee
90 Blood Elf Paladin
10570
Updated the WoWProgress page for you because I'm such a nice guy (and I still have admin on it from back in Wrath Haaaaaaaaaaaa).
Crystalah
Maelstrom
Crystalah
90 Undead Mage
5285
I'm a ranged cloth dps. I'll join on the condition that you are actually casual about raiding. I'm mostly pvp-geared, but I know my class mechanics in-and-out, take direction well, bring goodies to raids (alchemy + fun stuff), and am generally a cool dude.
Kapachee
Ner'zhul
Kapachee
90 Blood Elf Paladin
10570
You will literally never have to worry about MAGIC GLADIATOR being anything but a casual guild.

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