Dear Diary,

The movie is going great the idea of Bane is awesome an the popcorn is excellent. The only downside is this guy wont get off his phone that sitting right next to me! ive asked him once to hang up the phone please but he told me to shut up, Diary im going to go outside & have a smoke to try & calm down, when i come back i hope he has shut his phone off or i might snap!

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