04/15/2013 03:46 PMPosted by SneekeeWHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! I'VE BEEN SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU. I KNOW BEJITTO KILLED HIS CAT AND THOUGHT MAYBE HE MIGHT HAVE KILLED YOU TOO!!
Awww, Reggie, how sweet of you to worry about me! No, I didn't die at the hands of Notorious B.E.J.I.T.T.O. I was on hiatus... taking some time off to see the world. It's a myth. There's nothing out there.
Poor Buh-hee-toe. He just wasn't right after his cat died. He gave me all his gold and left town. However, he did return, under an assumed name, to reclaim his monies. I made him answer all sorts of hard questions before I handed it over. With all the !@#$%ian money scams going on, one can never be too careful.
I heard that Frumpy, Roswell, and Varist leased an apartment in NYC (The Bronx) and are now performing in a ^-*!@#$%^-*! burlesque show. Can you confirm/deny this?
They are living together but it's a prostitution ring, not a burlesque show.