The Wedding Contest.
One eligible Highlands man or woman will volunteer to be the 'prize' in a competition of strength, wits, and charm, to be hold on the twenty-second.
Contestants will be expected to demonstrate their skills by:
-Reciting poetry or song
-Duelling with a weapon of their choice
-Chasing down and wrestling an oiled pig and/or drunk and confused Highlander
-Cooking a meal of that pig
-Demonstrating an understanding of basic farming, however they may do
-Craftsmanship of their choice.
So, come North, and find an evening of laughter. Not everything must be dark and harsh, and even the fiercest warrior needs to take the time to stop and remind himself of things worth living for. The celebration will conclude with a mock wedding, but who knows - perhaps a real connection might be made...