Topic [H] <LGBT Fabulous Unicorns> is recruiting!
Clombo
Maelstrom
Clombo
86 Tauren Druid
11240
Edited by Clombo on 11/12/12 12:56 AM (PST)
Holla Maelstrom!!!!

The most fantastic news in Malestrom's long and magnificant history has landed! <LGBT Fabulous Unicorns> has opened it's deadeye for recruitment! We are a guild for LGBT and My Little Pony enthusiasts! We plan to raid and do RBG's and have mashed potato fights. Included upon membership are your guild tiara, a allotment of glitter and six months supply of flamboyance! With experienced members in raiding, pvp and blowouts we are here and ready to stick it.

Are you a girl scout? Come check us out!
B&D? Ok by me!
Wanna have a daisy chain? Come feel the pain.
Wanna be the caboose? You're a silly goose.
Into tailgating? We won't be hating!
Happen to be a rancid flower? Don't lose the power.
Afraid of scat? We can fix that!

Don't miss this oppertunity to join the most glamerous guild on Maelstrom! PST any member for information! <3 <3 <3 <3
Droptrou
Maelstrom
Droptrou
80 Pandaren Warrior
510
Looking for members into RPing Doctor/Patient scenarios. Otherkins welcome.
Krzysztof
Maelstrom
Krzysztof
90 Undead Hunter
14500
There is so much wrong with this post, I don't even know where to start.

I think I need a drink. : /
Mancandy
Maelstrom
Mancandy
85 Blood Elf Warrior
15675
Looks like you already guzzled the hatorade.
Cyvus
Maelstrom
Cyvus
90 Gnome Priest
13415
I... I just... Uh.... No.... No, no...

My mind... is #$%*ed...
Crystalah
Maelstrom
Crystalah
90 Undead Mage
5285
Sorry for being a neighsayer, but your recruitment post does not hold much appeal for bronies.
Clombo
Maelstrom
Clombo
86 Tauren Druid
11240
We keep a open mind here in <LGBT Fabulous Unicorns> and, believe me, the appeal is universal.
Clombo
Maelstrom
Clombo
86 Tauren Druid
11240
We have starlight we have tra-la-la, we have twilight sparkle we have pinkie pie. There's nothing you can't be here in <LGBT Fabulous Unicorns>
Kevindurant
Maelstrom
Kevindurant
40 Goblin Warrior
10440
You could have joined my guild, but instead you were playing Doodle Jump?

That's messed up.
Clombo
Maelstrom
Clombo
86 Tauren Druid
11240
<bump> could use a few more for the pain train! And also doing stuff together *in* game.
Cheul
Maelstrom
Cheul
85 Blood Elf Priest
13910
We have starlight we have tra-la-la, we have twilight sparkle we have pinkie pie. There's nothing you can't be here in <LGBT Fabulous Unicorns>

Straight?
Krzysztof
Maelstrom
Krzysztof
90 Undead Hunter
14500
Edited by Krzysztof on 11/16/12 4:56 PM (PST)
We have starlight we have tra-la-la, we have twilight sparkle we have pinkie pie. There's nothing you can't be here in <LGBT Fabulous Unicorns>

Straight?

10/10 would laugh again
Venicide
Maelstrom
Venicide
90 Undead Priest
17780
You could have joined my guild, but instead you were playing Doodle Jump?

That's messed up.


in all fairness doodle jump is really fun.

i really like body paint. are there any videos online of your members enjoying body paint?

let freedom ring!
Clombo
Maelstrom
Clombo
86 Tauren Druid
11240
Today the <LGBT Fabulous Unicorns> were victims of our first hate crime in Azeroth. I'm not going to point any fingers or name any names, but it was Blackoccamy from <Famiglia Di Ythrl>. This won't be the first time something like this happens and it won't be the last. Let it be known that no matter the level of hate shown, LGBTFU is here to service azeroth's LGBT/MLP communities for a long time to come.

Come join LGBTFU today to show these hate monsters their scare tactics won't work!

toodles.

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