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Do you feel like there is a little less iron in your forge? Does your dala seem just about ran out? The storm in your wind just doesn't seem to fluff your sail anymore? Do you find yourself tired of saying Darn those assus!
Hi, Terasel here for Id Crit That
Why am I using this inn keeper’s daughter to get home? Simple, to show you the amazing world of the Id Crit That guild chat.
You see, the same glitters that instantly teleported you from the wilds, to whatever inn (Or inn keepers daughter) that tickled your fancy, also powers the magic behind Id Crit That's guild chat.
Are you new to the server and looking for like minded adventurers to peruse dungeons to slay UN-offending bosses for the latest shiny purple things?
Do you find any excuse to kill horde players and their foolish guards in equal proportions?
Or perhaps you are not so new, but all your old friends left you high and dry due to the newest games they played for only 3 months and then came back to start a character somewhere else?
Maybe the lengthy suspension has made you finally come to the realization that the lone wolf trade chat troll lifestyle just isn't what it used to be?
This is your chance to be epic.
For the next 3,653 days, because I can’t do this forever, Id Crit That is looking to share the said magic of the Inn Keepers daughter with you!
Does this seem to be too good to be true? Are you asking yourself, but HOW can he do this?
It’s truthfully a simple turn of events, due to a recent accounting error with our manufacturer; our last attempt at global domination was horrifically foiled. As one would expect with failed global domination attempts, this sadly has led to the depletion of our pool of henchmen recruits.
And while this is bad news for our organization, it leaves you with an incredible opportunity, an opportunity that one could say, has plenty of room for advancement.
So I dare say, ask yourself this, 'am I henchmen material?"
It’s a simple matter really, listen to the following questions:
Are you willing to work nearly 24 hours a day, 7 days a week with little to no pay or recognition?
Does having your fate end with a probable messy and virtually guaranteed needless death for a cause you don’t understand sounds good to you?
If you answered yes, or possibly leaning towards yes, or even a no... This IS the position for you!
It is important for you to understand that here at Id Crit That, it’s not always all doom and gloom, in fact, there are many perks associated with the position.
Uniforms and all associated cleaning is always provided by Id Crit That as well as death-rays for guild use only, at practically NO upfront Cost to you! Dress for success as I always say.
Don’t let the chance to be given a purpose and belong to something larger than yourself pass you by, contact a member in game today!
Edited by Terasel on 11/16/2012 4:35 PM PST
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