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90 Human Rogue
9885
Since everyone is full of them lets just make a whole thread of them! I'll go first.

>Out leveling in Townlong Steppes and about to hit 89
>Be mage
>Mage as !@#$
>Have some random 90 pally attack me because I spellstole his buff
>Kill him with most of my cooldowns
>Go on with my business
>Suddenly 90 orc hunter
>"Oh god oh god oh god"
>Lands and attacks me
>Decide to go down like a man
>Shatter him for half his health
>He stops attacking me, and I stop, confused
>Suddenly real ID request
>Hunter adds me on real ID and thanks me for not running like a girl
>We both go our separate ways
>Never see him again
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90 Pandaren Monk
Tao
8565
>Playin' Twin Peaks
>Be Monk
>Get Wrecking Ball achievement
>Dance.
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90 Worgen Warrior
6765
>Bowl of nails
>No milk
Edited by Lycanpark on 12/2/2012 2:40 PM PST
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90 Human Warrior
9195
>Doing a quick froum read before I leave
>Opens thread
>Poops on thread.
>Leaves thread to stink
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90 Human Paladin
10775
>Out in Vale doing dailies
>NPC_Scan goes off
>"Insert NPC Scan noise"
>Almost !@#$ myself
>It's Ai-Ran
>Horde hunter killing it
>Kill him
>Tag rare
>Die from rare and hunter
>Rez and kill hunter
>Get my bro Paulmitchell to help
>Tag mob, die to rare and hunter
>Run back, kill hunter
>Tag rare
>Feral comes out
>Feral dies to rare
>Kill hunter
>Kill rare
>Rare only drops a BoP
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90 Human Warlock
13515
< leviiathan
< Leviiathan
< leviiiiiathan
^ leviathan
< ^.^ >
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90 Orc Death Knight
8390
>be a dk
>sit in trade lfraid
>do dailies
>Lift
>be a dk
>be a dk
>be a dk as $#@%
>log off
>log in
>lfraid
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90 Human Rogue
9885
>Lift


You're not fooling anyone.
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90 Worgen Warrior
7870
>got invited to <flag>
>saw anyone could edit public notes
>built a macro
>everyone in flag is now an IWC SPY
>puddin kicked me
>got invited to <brutally dedicated>
>anyone could edit public notes
>Helladin was here, everywhere
>/gquit
>Elegance invited me to Intensity
>Everyone is sayir
>now i cant change public notes
Edited by Ezdozer on 12/2/2012 3:29 PM PST
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90 Human Death Knight
9810
>got invited to <flag>
>saw anyone could edit public notes
>built a macro
>everyone in flag is now an IWC SPY
>puddin kicked me
>got invited to <brutally dedicated>
>anyone could edit public notes
>Helladin was here, everywhere
>/gquit
>Elegance invited me to Intensity
>Everyone is sayir
>now i cant change public notes

>Logged onto wow
>saw guild notes tampered with
>spend 5 mins clearing tags and having people fix their alts notes
>take away invite rights from everyone but officers
>log to play more Civ5
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90 Troll Death Knight
1450


>take away invite rights from everyone but officers
urwelcome
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90 Human Rogue
9885
>got invited to <flag>
>saw anyone could edit public notes
>built a macro
>everyone in flag is now an IWC SPY
>puddin kicked me
>got invited to <brutally dedicated>
>anyone could edit public notes
>Helladin was here, everywhere
>/gquit
>Elegance invited me to Intensity
>Everyone is sayir
>now i cant change public notes


Sayir or an alt.
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90 Troll Death Knight
1450
>got invited to <flag>
>saw anyone could edit public notes
>built a macro
>everyone in flag is now an IWC SPY
>puddin kicked me
>got invited to <brutally dedicated>
>anyone could edit public notes
>Helladin was here, everywhere
>/gquit
>Elegance invited me to Intensity
>Everyone is sayir
>now i cant change public notes


Sayir or an alt.
tru
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90 Human Death Knight
9810
12/02/2012 04:08 PMPosted by Femaleirl
urwelcome

I get tired of being asked to invite peoples friends everytime I logged on..mild inconveniences *sigh*
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90 Human Rogue
6100
>le greentext maymay arrows xDDD
Edited by Maff on 12/2/2012 5:05 PM PST
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90 Troll Death Knight
1450
12/02/2012 04:43 PMPosted by Kagrenàc
urwelcome

I get tired of being asked to invite peoples friends everytime I logged on..mild inconveniences *sigh*
ill manage all of that for you for a nominal fee
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90 Blood Elf Paladin
9960
>Be Nothelladin
>Get invited to <flag>
>Change Kag's guild note to "boy toucher"
>Alpha as !@#$
>Pick it
>Pack it
>Fire it up
>Take hit from the %^-*
>Put blunt down for a second
>Inhale
>Exhale
>Get ounce in mail
>Sing my song
>All night long
>Take more hits from the !@#$
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90 Human Rogue
9885
>Be Nothelladin
>Get invited to <flag>
>Change Kag's guild note to "boy toucher"
>Alpha as !@#$
>Pick it
>Pack it
>Fire it up
>Take hit from the %^-*
>Put blunt down for a second
>Inhale
>Exhale
>Get ounce in mail
>Sing my song
>All night long
>Take more hits from the !@#$


>Be 86
>Leveling in Valley
>Suddenly see Helladin
>Pop everything
>Do 50k damage
>Helladin turn towards me
>Fukkin' bail
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90 Human Death Knight
9810
>Be Nothelladin
>Get invited to <flag>
>Change Kag's guild note to "boy toucher"
>Alpha as !@#$
>Pick it
>Pack it
>Fire it up
>Take hit from the %^-*
>Put blunt down for a second
>Inhale
>Exhale
>Get ounce in mail
>Sing my song
>All night long
>Take more hits from the !@#$

Tonight we mourn the English language..
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90 Blood Elf Paladin
9960
>Be Nothelladin
>Get invited to <flag>
>Change Kag's guild note to "boy toucher"
>Alpha as !@#$
>Pick it
>Pack it
>Fire it up
>Take hit from the %^-*
>Put blunt down for a second
>Inhale
>Exhale
>Get ounce in mail
>Sing my song
>All night long
>Take more hits from the !@#$

Tonight we mourn the English language..


Tonight we mourn Kag's hopes of breaking 1800 this season.
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