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i hope you ordered it from a seemingly nice waitress who you kindly asked " how far along are you" she responded with 8 months but in reality she was just fat, and she wanted revenge on you so she put her HIV infected blood in your milkshake that you are now drinking. then she got the cook who had a bad case of the cold sores to also "turn a trick" on your straw.
then as the waitress smiled going to return your milkshake to you she saw you typing on your phone, its a fancy phone and frankly she wanted it, so while you were telling us all about your milkshake she slipped roofies into the grinder and added them to your milkshake so she could take you phone, and when you read this after she has taken your kidney and half a lobe of your liver because shes an alcoholic and has scoliosis on hers.
in addition the waitress, who's real name is cheryl, goes to the doctor for a liver transplant, they do it but they tell her that that was the liver from her grandson, cheryl was shocked knowing what she did to her own grandson and then quickly got over it and bought a lottery card knowing that this was her lucky day. cheryl won 10 million dollars, in her excitement she bought lavish cloths and a house in LA to live out the rest of her life as an expensive burlesque dancer on the side while she gamled away her money.
due to today's advancements in HIV medication and anti-retrovirals she lived ot be the asked of 70 before she died in the middle of a burlesque dance, doing what she loved, she also made the most money in tips that night as well because the !@#$%^-*!ia support group came to her work.
suddenly you snap out of it realizing you zoned out as you look up a nice waitress introduces herself
<cheryl> " hi hun i'm cheryl, welcome to the lunch box, what can I get for you today hun."
you look at her blankly, you day dream rusihing back to you
<you> " ill have a strawberry milkshake"
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