- free repairs, as far as the eye can see!
- guild perks for miles!
- more hooves than you can shake a stick at!
- grown up guild chat!
- genuine 100% natural fresh-squeezed Canadian maple syrup!
- a website kinda at fbtp.shivtr.com!
All this and more can be yours!* Toss a whisper to any online member for information or invite.
* FBTP and its affiliates are not responsible for any surprising and/or distressing consequences of your association with FBTP, including but not limited to: sudden deliciousness, excess body hair, intense breakfast cravings, manly tears, trouble sleeping, sore cheeks ooh la la, an increased sense of self worth, an increased sense of self loathing, or increased virility. Please consult your doctor before joining FBTP. Do not drive or use heavy machinery while joining FBTP. If you smoke, are nursing or pregnant, or plan on becoming pregnant, go ahead and join FBTP, but please don't smoke while nursing or pregnant. Dat's whack, yo.