Topic [A] 483ilvl WW monk LF raid guild
Edited by Segerius on 12/8/12 7:08 PM (PST)
483ilvl ww monk LF raid guild
2 years as warrior tank - All vanilla content
5 years holy paladin - BC, Wolk, Cata
Present day: ww monk
Days i can raid
Mon 7.15pm - 12.00mn
Tues 7.15pm - 12.00mn
Wed 7.15pm - 12.00mn
Thur 7.15pm - 12.00mn
Fri 7.15pm - 12.00mn
Sat Any Time
Sun Any Time
What i Bring to the raid:
Normally this is where i would say a holy paladin with 5 years experience raid healing but since i decided to change to ww monk, i guess i'll just have to stick with raiding attributes, I come to raid prepared with a knowledge of the encounter as well as food flasks and pots. I endeavour to be on time to all raids, if i'm going to be late and i know about it i will give notice prior to being late. Im not the kind of person that likes to be last on the healing/ dps / tps meters and if i am i seek to chance that very quickly.
Like i've prevously stated i've played for over 7 years and come from raiding environments where expectations were a lot higher than perhaps they are now, so u can expect a much more prepared approach to the game.
By the way my spelling and grammar are not very good, i know this and its prob not gonna change any time soon
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