Topic Ode to Dailies; A Poem
Edited by Faelin on 12/7/12 7:42 PM (PST)
((I'm posting this for a good friend, the dastardly rogue poet, Edelrim as he waxes on about the joys of dailies!
Edelrim says,: "With apologies to Joyce Kilmer's "Trees" and tongue only slightly in cheek, I present:"))
(by Edelrim, rogue poet)
I think that I shall never see
A daily that can interest me
No Valor Points nor awesome rep
Can put the spring back in my step
No helping giant wasp-like men;
I cannot take Dread Wastes again
No fishing at the Anglers' place;
I'll punch Nat Pagle in the face
No lost hens to the chicken coop
Nor finding tiny bags of poop
The Golden Lotus has no prayer;
Their town can burn for all I care
And pardon me for being crass:
The Shado-Pan can kiss my !@#
Their dailies are the worst by far;
They make me long for LFR
Yet there is more, but I must stop;
It's almost time to pick my crop
These dailies make me want to flee
And they may be the death of me
(( Very good!
I like dailies, but as a completionist, I totally understand the overwhelming feeling of them right now--especially Golden Lotus!
I think even Blizzard employees would get a chuckle out of this (though they could never admit to it).
This should go into General if it hasn't been posted there already. ))