Ode to Dailies; A Poem

90 Troll Shaman
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((I'm posting this for a good friend, the dastardly rogue poet, Edelrim as he waxes on about the joys of dailies!

Edelrim says,: "With apologies to Joyce Kilmer's "Trees" and tongue only slightly in cheek, I present:"))

Dailies
(by Edelrim, rogue poet)

I think that I shall never see
A daily that can interest me

No Valor Points nor awesome rep
Can put the spring back in my step

No helping giant wasp-like men;
I cannot take Dread Wastes again

No fishing at the Anglers' place;
I'll punch Nat Pagle in the face

No lost hens to the chicken coop
Nor finding tiny bags of poop

The Golden Lotus has no prayer;
Their town can burn for all I care

And pardon me for being crass:
The Shado-Pan can kiss my !@#

Their dailies are the worst by far;
They make me long for LFR

Yet there is more, but I must stop;
It's almost time to pick my crop

These dailies make me want to flee
And they may be the death of me
Edited by Faelin on 12/7/2012 7:42 PM PST
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100 Undead Priest
17420
((Bravo, bravo!))
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90 Blood Elf Warlock
12855
(( Brilliant! Ed has stolen our hearts - dirty rogue! ))
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90 Night Elf Druid
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this needs to be sent in to blizzard
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90 Gnome Mage
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Excellent poem, though I don't have the same sentiment. I love questing, and enjoy the dailies.
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100 Undead Mage
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I echo Mixler's sentiment. Very amusing, though. ;0)
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100 Human Mage
19060
(( Very good!

I like dailies, but as a completionist, I totally understand the overwhelming feeling of them right now--especially Golden Lotus!

I think even Blizzard employees would get a chuckle out of this (though they could never admit to it).

This should go into General if it hasn't been posted there already. ))
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92 Night Elf Druid
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I hate money.
I hate valor.
I hate doing stuff.
I hate not complaining about there being nothing to do.
Bacon.
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90 Night Elf Warrior
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I hate money.
I hate valor.
I hate doing stuff.
I hate not complaining about there being nothing to do.
Bacon.


Humorous poem
Was not written by my hand.
Thus I snark at it.
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