Story Time 5/13H Late Night LF 1 Melee DPS

90 Orc Warrior
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<Story Time> has an immediate raiding position open for a Rogue, Feral, or DPS DK. This is not a bench position. We'd like to continue our 12 man roster going forward into MoP

- Expectations: You're applying to a guild that intends to progress fast, consistently and expects more out of its members than most guilds. If you don't see yourself able to keep up with raiders that are able to get ranking numbers with responsibilities other than tunneling, don't waste your time or ours.

- We will not waste your time either should you apply. Applicants will get an immediate position in the raid to show what they are capable of, if we like what we see on the application and dialogue with you. You will not be sat. After 2 weeks we will decide if we would like to either give you the slot, go another week, or send you on your way. I understand that the first week is getting comfortable with the new raid setting, but if significant improvement isn't achieved after seeing how we do things, we'll part ways. The ability to adapt to a new situation and perform well is a great sign of a quality raider. If it looks like you have trouble adapting in a group that has encounters on lockdown, we'd be hesitant to want to experience new encounters with you.

- There is not a trial process outside of the first couple weeks. If you're in, you're in.

- If you miss raids during your 'trial' process, you will be removed. Since we don't run with a large bench, we can't afford to have anyone that might be shaky with attendance.

About <Story Time>:

- All of the raiders in the guild have been on the server raiding with each other for years in various guilds, but ended up forming our own guild 2 years ago to explore content at a rate and direction that we desired.

- This is *our* guild. Decisions on strategies, policy, sitting, and in some cases, loot, are decided by the raiders. All raiders are 'officers' in this manner. Should disputes arise, conflicts on any of the above, the lead will step in, but that has been a very rare occurrence in the history of our guild.

- The name exists for a reason. Expect to hear some really bad, boring, and otherwise pointless story during every raid. A guild name change to this was warranted.

- Several members play LoL and various other games together often. Starting to stream games more often, and there's always a paladin that will want to arena. There's usually always a skype call going on throughout the day.

- Our members are all adults(in age, not always personality) We have fun, enjoy crude humor, poke fun at each other, etc. Our chat is unrated. If you have children, a headset is required to prevent calls from little Timmy/Susan's school principal.

- While we may be crass within the guild, it will never be tolerated outside the guild. You act the fool, be abusive to others, troll, etc, you'll be kicked. There will be no warning after the fact. This is your warning.

- We /roll on items. There are no modifiers, no dkp, loot council, etc. DBAD(don't be a *@*!) rules are always in effect of course. We all understand that we're here to raid because that's what we enjoy. We understand that loot helps us accomplish that. Items are passed when they're better for others over you. If it's a toss up, put it to chance. Removing the human element from much of the loot when its relatively the same upgrade works well for us. Mounts/vanity are the same way. No one has claim.

- Raid Times: We raid 9PM-12AM PST Tues, Wed, Thurs, Mon.

- If you can't see yourself raiding 4 nights at 3 hours a night, please don't apply. A World of Logs report is required.

If you feel like this might be a fit for you, please leave an application at storytime.guildportal.com. *You do not need to apply to the guild website to post. Just be logged into guildportal.* I can be added: Terkeal#1216 for any questions.
Edited by Terkeal on 5/3/2013 11:07 AM PDT
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Wait....what?!
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BUMMMMMMMP
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1.) Show up
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3.) ...
4.) Profit
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I have a level 87 priest....he has mass dispel on every hotkey! Eh? EH?!
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LF Priest for 5.2 goodness!
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Still looking for a skilled Priest, patch is tomorrow and this is not a bench spot.
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Need a priest still for late night raiding!
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Need a Priest or Mistweaver heals to join the team. Try out late night progression raiding!
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Still looking, I won't bite..... Much
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90 Orc Warrior
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Updated. Need a Rogue, Feral, or DPS DK.
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Will fancy with the idea of replacing Terk if you are in anything better than blues.
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Updated: Swapped raid times to Tues-Thurs and cleanup on Monday.
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