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"I'm Gnome and I'm Proud."
Glad to hear it! Keep repping Gnome pride until the glorious revolution spreads to every realm!
You think we're creepy
We think you're jealous
We're the shortest of the races
We're the least respected
We have the least amount of classes
...yet we still kick some serious butt.
No, you can't punt us. Try typing in "/punt" in-game and see how far that gets you.
No, you can't eat us. You can try...but you will die.
Are we short? No. We're just the right height.
You're too tall to see this.
All we need to do, however, is extend our daggers...
And you'll become our size in no time - howling in pain, all the way down to your knees.
That same massive two-handed mace you are hefting, Mr. Paladin?
Our warriors can wield two of them - one in each hand.
We're not a joke.
We're not your lawn decoration.
We're not your plaything.
We are gnomes.
We are legion.
Threats of violence. We take these seriously and will alert the proper authorities.
Harassing or discriminatory language. This will not be tolerated.