Amarok's Healing Emporium

Amarok's Healing Emporium Tony Danza Extravaganza!™

Sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY!

C'mon on down to Amarok's Healing Emporium Tony Danza Extravaganza to get all that delicious classic resto shaman lovin'.

We have all these fine products all for 50% off!
-Healing Surge
-Mana Tide
-Rolex Brand Car Stereos (also comes in Timex)
-Healing Tide
-Sweet Chrome Rims
-Player with 2200+ expereince (BC - WotLK. I mean, who even played Cataclysm, I mean c'mon guys.)

All this and more could belong to you! Yes, you! For the low low price value of inviting said merchant to an arena team or including this fine young man in that rated battleground group that we all know and love.

Requirements for monthly payments include:
-2000+ experience in the arena. (verified with achievement)
-Good attitude, willing to listen to Joe Esposito's "You're The Best Around" for atleast 24 hours solid.
-Willing to put up with sexual advances by said merchant! (No gender restriction)
-Plays class/comp that synergises well with Shaman and able to play in the evenings. (Sundays no good, Shaman works hard as prize winning longhorn bull and pulls a 16 hour shift on that day.)
-Comes with your very own autographed picture of said merchant with purchase!
(Warning may contain to much sexy, can cause blinding and uncontrollable erection on view.)
Preview of said picture:

All for the low low price of $99.99 monthly payments you too can own your very own mediocore resto shaman!

May cause cancer, anal leakage, playing with a player who has only played a shaman for less then a week, necrosis, suicide, forced to read 50 Shades of Grey and maybe kinda have a good time playing arena. MAYBE.
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90 Orc Warrior
Needs some kitty cleave with that shaman of Nightmares.
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