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[I'm blowing the dust off the back story before I add to it. This is what was]
Ivoniva ignored the goblin sitting on the rail seperating the horse stalls and kept shoveling.
"But don't you want to hear about the portal?" He leaned over and asked the sweating human girl.
"What about the dragon? Does the peak your interest Blondie?"
"Can't say that it does." Ivoniva took another shovel full of hay and horse droppings out to the wheel barrel to be carted off.
The goblin kicked his feet a little then decided to walk the railing and follow the girl.
"Horse stalls are clean, what next?"
Ivoniva took off her leather gloves and hit them against her pants. She squinted at the sun, then looked back at the goblin trailing after her. "Well my Lord said I hold a sword like I'm beating mice with a broom and I need more muscles. So I'm to clean the stables-"
"Done!" the goblin cheerfully broke in.
Ivoniva tried to hide a smirk and continued "and then I'm to haul water."
"That doesn't sound too hard." The goblin stuck his thumbs in his belt loops and rocked back on his heels.
"I have to carry them at arms length as much as possible." Ivoniva's eyebrow rose.
"Ok, maybe it is hard." The goblin frowned. "But you can do it. I'd help but I'd get my engineering parts wet. And my blasting powder. Can't have that. What if you need something blown up?"
"I won't need anything blown up."
"How do you know?! There's ALWAYS something to blow up." Ivoniva took the goblin's hand and led him away from everything else. Just in case.
The human turned and left the yard and headed for the stream in the distance.
"Hey! Wait for me! You sure you don't want to hear about the portal your Lord an Lady came through? It was REAL neat and the dragon followed them an everything!"
Ivoniva kept walking and muttered under her breath "And my Lord said I needed patience so he assigned me _you_. Said suffering builds character."
Edited by Ivoniva on 12/11/2012 11:39 AM PST
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