And good evening everyone! We are back with the latest adventures of Nivinar the Pious and Grelgrim the- uh... Grim! Maybe he’ll get a better title later, only time will tell! Today’s journey starts in Red-Dead BADLANDS! The two start out their journey in New Kargath.
((From here on out, various voices will be used to denote the different speakers, but they will be marked as the speaker, so you’ll have to use your imagination, as you are listening to this.
Nivinar’s Voice: Her normal voice
Grelgrim’s Voice: Nivinar speaking in a dark deep “scary” voice
Bad Guy Voice: Throaty grumbly voices with various sound effects to denote evil.))
Nivinar: Grelgrim the Grim! We must get to Uldum and unearth the artifacts found there, as the Reliquary needs our help! We have to get more valuable things, because the Explorer’s League has a lot of those sort of things! And things should be fair, so that we can all learn from the past!
Grelgrim: Of course, Nivinar. That is why we are out here.
Nivinar: Right! So we must get there now, and liberate the items from the bad things inside Uldum! It’s a very scary place, full of terrible bad people that want to be selfish and not share their knowledge! What a terrible crime. The Light should teach them how to share.
Nivinar makes the noises that sound similar to getting onto a horse then taps on the table with open palms to make clip-clop noises. A crash in the background seems to end the clip-clop noise, followed by a muffled ‘oops’.
Nivinar: What was that crash! Did you hear it?
Grelgrim: It sounded like it came from inside the cave there. We better go investigate. Someone could be in trouble.
Higher pitched voice: Help! Help! A cave in! I am trapped! Save me, save me!
Nivinar: We better hurry! They sound like they could really use a hand.
Nivinar makes noises like heavy stones are being moved.
Bad guy voice: HAHA! I have LURED you into my trap, Nivinar the Pious! Now you’ll be trapped here forever and never get my knowledge! It can never be shared!
Nivinar: Oh no, Grelgrim! What do we do! I’ll ask the Light for help to give us the strength to overcome such a terrible foe!
Nivinar makes noises that sound like a battle. CLANK CLANK! OW! PEW PEW! GRAAAAAH! WOOOOOOSH. WooOOOOoOoO. No wait, that last one was too much like a ghost. CLASH! BOOOM!
Bad guy voice: Hark! I am injured! But I won’t go down so easily! I’m going to collapse this tunnel, so that everyone will die with me, and the knowledge will be lost forever!
Nivinar: No! LIGHT GIVE ME STRENGTH! I SMITE THEE, FIEND!
A loud KAWOOOSH noise is made by the elf.
Bad guy voice: Hurk! Blargh! I am SLAIN by the PIOUS Nivinar. The Light wins again!
Grelgrim: We make a good team, Nivinar. I am proud of you. You are the best Light-person in the whole world. And maybe other worlds.
Nivinar: We aren’t done yet, Grelgrim the Grim! We must return this knowledge of the creators so that everyone can know! And then! We can have pancakes, I know how they are your favorite.
Grelgrim: I thought you said my favorite was waffles.
STAY TUNED UNTIL NEXT TIME! For the Adventures of Grelgrim the Grim and Nivinar the Pious!
(( Inspired by Fallout Radio, written very late in the morning! ))