The Horde, Awesomeness And You!

90 Human Warlock
11275
All this cross faction happiness is making my soul burn.
GET IT, I'M A WARLOCK, SOUL BURN!? HA HA HA!
Edited by Spankmcnasty on 1/1/2013 4:35 PM PST
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90 Night Elf Rogue
15280
All this cross faction happiness is making my soul burn.
GET IT, I'M A WARLOCK, SOUL BURN!? HA HA HA!
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!

You told me. :)
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90 Tauren Hunter
9605
Thanks to all the alliance for the epic fite in SW! Most fun I've had in a long time.

The Warboss is pleased.
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90 Orc Warlock
4810
sniffles*

da warboss said I couldnts eat tonight
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90 Blood Elf Mage
10425
Tired of Ogrimmar's trash-laden streets? Well, move to Silvermoon City today! Jamlielle Capital Management offers the best penthouses in the city with a view to the Sunwell. Secure yours and receive a limited edition Kael'thas verdant sphere!
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90 Goblin Shaman
6470
Help me! Help me! I've
Lost my body! Heavy
Drinking near Stormwind!
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90 Orc Warrior
8210
I like the awesomeness that is VeCo, and Im still new here. Nothin but good times and good people, so far.
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90 Orc Warrior
5010
I´ve been experiencing Horde awesomeness on this server since the first week it was out, and I have to say it is pretty awesome. We have our highs and our lows, but right now Horde is doing awesome! Few things are more awesome than being able to know that there´s about forty people on your server who will show up to go run around murdering Alliance, and will do it well! But hey, there´s also awesome Alliance who make it fun, too.

Let me talk about how two of my favorite horde players came back recently and started Greenskinz, a NEW face in the Dark Horde Rppvp coalition! This is really awesome!

I love you all
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90 Goblin Shaman
6470
Corpse is still missing!
last seen near shiny coin place
Sizzlack is a Ghost!
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90 Tauren Priest
7530
1) Blak, you and the Hooves are my true bros. And the Greenskins. Nim and Jamlielle still scare me a bit.
2) Mootonka. That is all.
3) D-cow is the baddest druid of them all, shifting from Tauren into Troll.
4) We sleep in racing-demolisher beds. Do you?
5) Many fine Horde restaurants offer the ground bones of gnomes as a spice. However, it is quite costly at around 40 gold for 1/8 of an ounce. Theres always surplus, even when sales are high.
6) Our faction leader left us behind to go save not only the Horde, but the Alliance as well. Still, the Aliance whine and complain about Arthas.
7) We blew up Theramore with a mana bomb. Watashi wa seigida.
8) *Rolls up sleeve and shows many tatoos, brands, and scars.* This kind of body modification is against Alliance military dress code.
9) It is common knowledge gnomes are the perfect substitute for cannonballs. Goblins also work well, but they explode violently upon impact.
10) We go out drinking in Duskwood on Saturday nights. My lady Jamlielle is such a lightweight.
11) The Pentagon was originally designed in the shape of the Horde insignia, but due to construction costs, the foundation was laid more angular than originally desired.
12) Nagrand Orphanage.
13) We nearly obliterated a Panda village, and now said village is our willing footstool.
14) My character doesnt look like a rejected Tolkein character.
15) Tauren women have better hips than you could ever hope to see on a human or elf.
16) Does your racial antagonist have a brothel and a golf course in the middle of a lumber yard? I didnt think so.
17) Lions are overrated.
18) /growl, /roar, and /moo all work properly.
19) Argent Gruntlings.
20) Ook dooking wikket. Derk!
Edited by Wilberfoerce on 1/4/2013 1:41 PM PST
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90 Orc Warlock
4810
01/04/2013 09:24 AMPosted by Wilberfoerce
Does your faction leader have a brothel and a golf course in the middle of a lumber yard? I didnt think so


where is this? I bet tony romo and eli manning are there enjoying the off season
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85 Worgen Rogue
9240
01/04/2013 09:24 AMPosted by Wilberfoerce
15) Tauren women have better hips than you could ever hope to see on a human or elf.


In the alpha, tauren female couldn't fit through doorways because of the width of their hips. Such a shame they had to be shrunk down a notch, but they still got it!

/sniffle
Edited by Zegram on 1/4/2013 11:59 AM PST
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90 Night Elf Warrior
17070
I just wanted to concur and say that Fival IS awesome. He's a darn clever hunter and I enjoyed fighting against him in wpvp.
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90 Tauren Priest
7530
01/04/2013 11:58 AMPosted by Zegram
15) Tauren women have better hips than you could ever hope to see on a human or elf.


In the alpha, tauren female couldn't fit through doorways because of the width of their hips. Such a shame they had to be shrunk down a notch, but they still got it!

/sniffle


Considering that as a tauren, I already have a hard time getting through doors that are even troll-sized, trimming the hips just a bit was a necessity. Doesnt make me happy, though. When my favorite kodo-hide tent is full, I prefer quanitity over quality.
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90 Tauren Priest
7530
01/04/2013 11:27 AMPosted by Kurgk
Does your faction leader have a brothel and a golf course in the middle of a lumber yard? I didnt think so


where is this? I bet tony romo and eli manning are there enjoying the off season


Editing that Horde glory to be racial antagonist. Gallywix Pleasure Palace, my friend.
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90 Tauren Hunter
9605
Awwww the awesomeness that is the Pleasure Palace!
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Awesome Vazek is Awesome
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90 Tauren Death Knight
0
Man, the Horde Awesomeness just doesn't stop; I love you guys! But hey, I need to speak privately with my Horde brothers a minute. So if you are Alliance, please stop reading here, kthx^^

Ok guys, recent events have shown we could be in trouble. Now I'm not saying we're not Awesome; we totally are. But we might need to step it up a notch. We got served in the WG event recently, then last night's raid on SW let us nothing short of pwned. My concern is that, before long, we might find ourselves...roflstomped. And I don't wanna see that happen.

Now I don't think we need better gear or to improve our pvp skill, that's crazy talk. What we need, of course, is more people! I've seen a lot of new guild names recently and a bunch of new transfers and wanted to welcome all players with the RP/PvP spirit to talk to someone about joining the Dreadhorde defense channel. The RP part means, that at the very least, you don't grief RPers, and the PvP part, at least, means you're interested to give it try.

Even if your guild doesn't consider itself an RP/PvP guild or doesn't want to be considered a 'Dreadhorde' guild, we also welcome any individuals to join the channel and be on the front line of activities that come from it. There's a few things in the pipeline now.

I'll see you on the field soon, for the Horde!
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