My blood is on fire. Feels likea smoldering bonfire under my skin. I thinks its cause we are running outa da demon blood - zerk. The stuff dat makes us strong, smart, an deadly. Itsa only stuff dat puts da burn out. We runnin outa demons ta kill, evena weakest gobbie can kill deez pitiful half demon dregs and drink dems blood – Bossman Kurgk said he got told by high eldars of Greenskinz ‘bouta some sorta gate to somewheres – dunno where to though. Dey finks we should sennda small warband an see if we can find more demons ta slay. Spanks thinks disa good idea too. Him hasa most kno-ladge bout dis sorta thing. Hima smart bugga. He tinks itsa portal to another place, likea door or somethin’. He says it hasn’t been opened in a long time and tinks ita open soon.
Been a weird time though. High Warboss Mana’roth so stupid. He had us tree guarda artifact, but it make us too smart and den he disappeared. We broke outa da legion and kept da zerker stuff for our own, don’t need no stinky demon tellin us how ta bash. We bash good wif out him. We only live ta kill now. Dat blood – make us wanna just kill – an’ not for survival, just fer fun, to show who da strongest ork.
I scouted dis portal fing las nite and its just two pillars with two shadow faces. Hada bee careful though, damn pinkskinz almost seended me. Looks like dey building some sorta post or somethin. Donno how or wherez we gonna go, I don’t seea gate or door anywhere.
Imma keepa journal, our warband sets out tomarra, an’ since imma smartest shaman wes got, imma crono-logic-al-ize our efforts cause dats what smart gobbies do. Da warbanders are as followz:
Sizzlack – Shaman-cleric. Da meanest an greenist gobbie-appointed-ork around
Spankalee – Brudder of Sizzlack an’ his accountant. Dis guy sets stuff on fire!
Kurgk – Bossman Kurgk, himsa quiet one – tells lesser demons wat to do. Puzzles Sizzlack
Various snottlingz for food an all around beat-up purposes. Can never hava’nuff snottlingz
Day 1 -
Oh boy! Spanks waddin’ lyin’ there iza door! But it looks likea da raw majiks dat Spanks normally plays wit. Kurgk tells me ta shut up goin’ through. Himma mean-head an’ just skared of the Sizzlack. Don’t blame him though.
When we got through da portal, dere were Orks! Liter skin though, an’ workin wit dem pinkskinz. We passed ourselvz off asa other team an’ got outa dere quikly. Dun wanna be around sum pansy orks workin wif pinkskinz. Stinky ol’ pinkskinz.
Day 45 –
Wez runnin outa snottlingz ta eat, nearly outa da zerk stuff. Killed more big ugly pinksinz – deez different though, these have two heads! But they so dumb – dumber than snottlingz. Da cave we livin’ in ain’t cuttin’ it. Kurgk tinks we should head nort’. Whatever dat is. Kurgk izza only ork here, so wez listen. Dis ornge desert ‘minds mea da little flyin’ rok in Hellfire we livd in – Sizz miss dat little rok.
Day 92 –
Skin burning again, feels like smoke comin’ outa my ears. Spanks is teachin’ me how ta count evry day. 92! A big numba he says. Himma smart one. Says ita keep my mind offa da zerk, but dat’s all I want! Today we found more of dem huge two headed pinkskinz – dey not as tasty as da snottlingz. Kurgk says himma eat me if I don’t shuts up. Him angry cause we still ina cave – but Sizzlack founda fortress! In da north of da orng desert. Huge pinkskinz liv dere, but we gonna go hit it tonite. Dere will be blood.
Tonite tonite! Sizzlacka zerk again tonite! Himma kill fiddy of dose ugly pinkskinz! Ima wear one of dem skullz inta battle tonite.
Day 95 –
Wez did it. Sizzlack killed SO MANY pinkskinz. Imma make a pinkskin rug. Mebe 3 of’em, haw! Da hold is ours. Sizz gonna paint over da ‘dreadmaul hold’ sign wit “GREENSKINZ HOLD” So dat dey know who beat’em good.
Now more ova per-na-meant place in dis new land. Need ta get werd back to da resta da clan onna tiny rok. Sizz hopes he gets ta go back.