Also, I had these two really weird dreams! and boobs were in em! >.<
and I can't halp my self, I just keeping reading the definition for boobs in urban dictionary for the luls.
1. Mystical Orbs with the power to exert complete mind control over any man who witnesses its infinite beauty. This power grows with its size, ranging in power from causing drooling and erect.
2. Things every man loves, every women worries about, and things they both enjoy when they are sucked.
3. Eye magnets. Everyone has a magnetic field surrounding them, and these fields are increasingly strong with increasing curviness. Large Breasts and Asses display the strongest attraction areas (particularly erect nipples).
1. Don't look! Those orbs of power can turn you to a shuddering mass of pleasure in seconds!
3. You walk down the hallway. There is Derrick, you nod hello. You pass your locker, turn around, and open it. Suddenly you see Amanda appear beside you. She leans on her locker, her gargantuan breasts facing you. Her eyes are down, on her lock. As she turns the combination, her boobies !@#$le slightly. You eyes are immediately drawn towards it, closer, and closer. She doesn't notice you, and then she looks up. You try to tear your eyes away, but you now notice that her nipples have hardened. As you continue to watch, they grow, clearly protruding from her shirt- she isn't wearing a bra. You tear your eyes away, and look up and see her smiling at you. She winks, twirls around, and walks away, her big %^- *!@#ling. She turns back, smiles, and then slaps her $%^ for you. Your eyes are once again, drawn to the polar magnetivity of it.