Skootalloo's Steak Surprise - Healer OT

90 Blood Elf Priest
11125
Raid is sitting and swapping due to over-full roster for 10 mans.

Do I feel bad for being afk when they asked for me to try heroic spirit binder in MSV?

Not even a little bit.

Getting frisky with Mr. Winni>Waiting for the metaphorical phone to ring.

Sorry guildies. (except not really)
Winni, would a brofist be appropriate here? I think it would.

/brofist
90 Blood Elf Priest
11125
/brofist
HEARTSINGS HEARTY BEEF STEW.

Cut up a bunch of vegetables. Whatever vegetables you like.

Cut up soup meat and brown it in a pan. Turn the heat up high and get those !@#$ers good and brown. While you're doing this, boil some water.

Put it all in a %^-*ing crockpot.

Pour the boiling water into the pan that you used to brown the meat. Swish it around a bit, scrape the brown stuff off the bottom of the pan, and pour it into the crockpot. Add parsley, sage, rosemary, thyme, and about a tablespoon of salt. Or whatever you like. You're the one eating it, you get to choose how it !@#$ing tastes. Just don't skip the salt.

Turn the crockpot on medium and go jerk off for like four hours. Add some barley. Or rice, if you hate barley. Or millet if you can't eat gluten. If you're the kind of idiot who needs measurements, it's 1/4th of a cup of barley/whatever for every cup of water.

Go take a nap for like two hours, then come back and make some biscuits or something. The stew's ready whenever you're hungry. THE END.
90 Tauren Shaman
9385
I ran out of fun levels.
I have another one!!

HEARTSINGS BLUEBERRY PANCAKES

Go to IHOP.
Order blueberry pancakes with extra whipped cream.
Win at life.

Optional step: sprawl backwards in a happy digestive stupor.
90 Blood Elf Priest
14480
Stew with water? Bah. Replace all that water with cheap red wine.
90 Night Elf Druid
12635
Winni, that sounds way more fun than raiding :P I second the /brofist

I have another one!!

HEARTSINGS BLUEBERRY PANCAKES

Go to IHOP.
Order blueberry pancakes with extra whipped cream.
Win at life.

Optional step: sprawl backwards in a happy digestive stupor.


That sounds SO good but I can't get pancakes ;_____;

AND MY BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW. And my epic trip starts on Friday yayyy. Driving is going to be boring though.
Edited by Veroicone on 1/16/2013 12:10 AM PST
90 Blood Elf Priest
11125
Happy Birthday to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<3
90 Blood Elf Priest
10625
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! where's the trip to?
90 Blood Elf Priest
13110
So the next thread is Heartsings'? xD
90 Blood Elf Mage
17065
Happy birthday Veroicone!
90 Blood Elf Priest
6590
Perhaps Veroicone's Birthday Cake would be more fitting?
90 Blood Elf Mage
17065
Yeah, what kind of cake does she like?
90 Night Elf Druid
12635
ICE CREAM CAKE!

Mmm cookie dough.

And thanks guys <3

I'll be 27 tomorrow which is totally fine since people think I'm under 18 anyways :/ And I'll be headed to North Carolina, about a 6 1/2 hour drive for a few days of just pure fun :)
90 Blood Elf Priest
6590
Veroicone's Ice Cream Cake has a nice ring to it.
90 Night Elf Druid
12635
I've already had a title I'd feel weird getting another one :3
Happy birthday Veroicone!

Enjoy your few days of pure fun in North Carolina, I'll be working the rest of the week =(
90 Night Elf Druid
12635
Happy birthday Veroicone!

Enjoy your few days of pure fun in North Carolina, I'll be working the rest of the week =(


Thank you and aw I'm sorry :(

Officially older in 6 hours (well in my time zone anyways :P).

Maybe LFR will be nice and drop loot for me!
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