No, not looking for a guild. Or to raid. Trolling trade might be fun. Tell a few jokes maybe, but mostly I just want to say hello to folks here. I doubt Alliance will have trouble finding the target on my back but I'm sure I will cope :-)
Oh... did you ever hear the one about the /afk priest in BRM with the stealthed friend on the chain across? It was the original "don't stand in the fire" line, as the silly person who thought the priest was really afk got mind-controlled into the lava. Or sapped and licked. Or both.