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Swallows is the newest addition to the Gag Reflex family. We are a six hour a week raid team consisting of former hardcore players that no longer have time for the hardcore time sink of the progression race.
Raid times are Wed/Thurs from 8-11pm EST (5-8pm Server Time).
Currently we are not recruiting any additional classes. We hope to maintain a roster of only 11 players.
Raids will be starting soon, fingers are crossed for a successful first week.
If you have any questions about the team please contact myself or Venith.
Edited by Tyrnyx on 1/18/2013 8:48 AM PST
Too many socialist guilds...
"The goal of this team would be efficient raiding on a very limited schedule. I had to cut back my hours and the raiding bug never left."
Are you saying that they can't raid without you? You're only one person, surely they can raid at their leisure in 'your' team. What if the other 9 don't want to wait for you.
"the team would be involved in some raid prep for the other team's progression"
Oh, so this is reputation thing, you want people in 'your' group to serve only as a base to tighten the slack of one of the favored groups.
"the two groups would likely band together to clear the normals as a 25man to funnel loot into the hardcore team (since they need all the help they can keeping that rank 1)."
Okay so you only have one group and you want drones to carry them and gear them, why don't you just say hey looking for people to raid with us but nevermind you getting gear if and when you really need it because it has to go to the nine or ten guys on another team that in all likelyhood really don't need it anyway.
"Already am Kind of talking..."
Are you confused or forgetful? You either are and have or aren't and planning.
Watch Star Wars. Yoda says it nicely.
Do or do not there is no try. Or in your case "kind of..."
"I know that this realm has more raiders than people think"
Dude you just said you 'already am kind of talking to 2 hardcore raiders'...
Two? There's more? Where? There's two... and you're 'kind of talking to them'... are you schizophrenic? Do you see dead people?
In closing, I personally truly do not give a damn. I'm just excercising my right to respond publicly to a public post. Whatever it is you do or care to do is really beyond my caring.
... Oh look a butterfly.
(Forgot to sign) >.<
Edited by Spartabear on 1/14/2013 6:30 PM PST
Edits and deleted posts just like Zealot said.
I kinda know that chief.
I wasn't srs bsns.
I mean seriously, I'm the Dude in a one-man guild (who single-handedly accumulated slightly over 829 Million guild xp in a six week time-frame leveling my guild from 3 to 25), I'm also the Dude that play's dress-up as <Warchief>.
My Idea of Raiding, is the going to the refrigerator for chocolate milk.
I get my !@# whooped more than I don't and am content with my state of gameplay as it stands. So I'm hardly srs bsns about people who manage to stomach each others presence long enough to actually finish content. I don't have the attention span to run a five man dungeon without stopping to write this-or-that down every three to five trash pulls - or argue with some dude because he got slapped by Thesaurus Rex.
The only time I'm srs bsns is with baby seals.
Because they need to be clubbed.
Edit: Make like Nike, Just do It.
Edited by Spartabear on 4/14/2013 2:16 PM PDT
Team Swallows is still raiding, it was the hardcore team that decided to retire.
Hardcore don't retire they just flank left/right... You have it all backwards.
Swallows is the hardcore team...
Wow Hardcore Metamorphisis Chart:
1: Embryo (Parasitic Stage, integrates with Hosts and sucks them for all it can carry)
2: Larval Stage (This is where the insect had gone off and gotten big due to engorging themselves), this is where psycholigical manifestations of 'elitist trade troll with self-indulgent weiney by proxy syndrome') become omnipresent in character behavior. The subject often rapidly forgets who it is that helped them, and what they had taken and/or said to others.
3: Pupa stage (this is where most players who fancy themselves 'hardcore' end up, the self-attribution of that name by themselves, their adversaries and/or peers, give them that self-entitlement complex... many insects can spend years in the pupal stage... often to be picked off my another predatory insect or mammal/animal of some sort... sometimes even snacked upon by Spartacats, but they have alliance blood which is rather bland and needs more garlic)
The final stage in the metamorphosis of hardcore wow players is the final step of Ecdysis, the final molt of it's immature stage of development, and it doesn't take much imagination to imagine the Imaginal stage of existence but as such the Imago may take a period of time in itself even as long as the pupal stage.
These ... 'are the Dudes of Old... the Dudes of Renown'.
The one thing that remains... Insects... are Bear food.
... but here... there be dragons.
And where there be dragons that feast upons bears and cats, it's best to stick to the picnic baskets as long as the ranger doesn't catch you.
Edited: By Spartabear... 'We come in Peace to Police and Feast Upon the Beast that has been Unleashed.'
Edited by Spartabear on 4/14/2013 2:19 PM PDT
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