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90 Orc Warrior
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HOW TOUGH ARE YA?
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90 Troll Monk
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ona scale of one to batman?
Superman.
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I stubbed my toe on metal earlier today and I'll have you know I only said certain expletives FIVE TIMES.
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90 Troll Monk
6390
You know i hear that Mikejoneswho can use his thigh as an anvil?
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90 Troll Monk
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I hear Mikejoneswho bathes in vodka and feeds his infant son shrimp scampi.
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90 Blood Elf Rogue
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01/23/2013 05:15 PMPosted by Øi
I hear Mikejoneswho bathes in vodka and feeds his infant son shrimp scampi.


Wow. Bathes in vodka AND feeds his son shrimp scampi? Say it isn't so!

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90 Troll Monk
6390
Mikejoneswho is a 10 foot tall beast of an orc. You know i hear he uses a rattlesnake as a condom? I once saw Mikejoneswho breastfeed John Madden.
Edited by Øi on 1/24/2013 6:51 AM PST
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90 Worgen Hunter
11255
how tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I! I AM SO TOUGH THAT I KILLED ALL MY FLEAS...WITHOUT A BATH!
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90 Orc Warrior
9710
01/23/2013 04:53 PMPosted by Ancily
I stubbed my toe on metal earlier today and I'll have you know I only said certain expletives FIVE TIMES.


Yeah, so?

01/24/2013 10:31 AMPosted by Vernen
how tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I! I AM SO TOUGH THAT I KILLED ALL MY FLEAS...WITHOUT A BATH!


Uh, right this way sorry to keep you waitin
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90 Troll Monk
6390
Mikejoneswho orchistrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith & Wesson
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90 Tauren Shaman
9005
I have the day of the week tattooed on my arm, removed and updated each day.

it goes with my tattoo watch.
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Im so tough, I got 600 leatherworking, using only my fingernails.
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84 Gnome Mage
7485
How tough am I? If you even need to ask...

Remember, this remote control in my hand isn't for show.

Besides, it takes a real man to pull off THIS moustache!
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90 Blood Elf Hunter
12780
I'm so tough that i only do my manicure... every week! And more then just nail polish!

Calm down ladies, I also have a gentle side. ;)
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90 Orc Warrior
9710
01/25/2013 09:42 AMPosted by Rôdeurdesboi
I'm so tough that i only do my manicure... every week! And more then just nail polish!


Get outta here,

this place is too tough for you little man.
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90 Orc Warrior
9710
01/25/2013 02:05 PMPosted by Starien
I've beaten up twenty orcs thirty tauren three hundred goblins and fifty trolls, what do i get?


And no forsaken?

Listen kid,

I think you'd be more comfortable over that place.

*points to Weenie Hut Jr.*
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