Cheese Vendor - We're Social!

100 Gnome Warrior
15005
Are you in a guild where you must go to trade chat to find out how to get to Outlands? Must you spam trade to find people to run dungeons? Do you have a bunch of guildmates logged on, but the only sounds in guild chat are crickets? When you ask for help crafting something in guild chat, are you met with a stony silence? Perhaps it's time to look for a guild where social means something.

Here at Cheese Vendor, we are a friendly bunch of people who enjoy the game and enjoy the company of our fellow Cheeses. We have regularly scheduled achievement runs, active healers and tanks, a weekly raid night, incredibly goofy events that serve no purpose what-so-ever except to confound the Horde, helpful individuals in every class, a full cadre of maxed-out crafters, mount runs, and cupcakes.

We're not big into PvP, although a few of us do hit battlegrounds regularly. We do like our heroics, scenarios, and LFR, and pets. Our raid team is full at the moment, but if you're a decent healer or awesome ranged dps, we can always talk.

If you are tired of being just a cog in the guild machine and want a place to call home, hit up a Cheese in-game, or drop a message here.
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93 Tauren Druid
9110
Moo approved.

ps. we cow tink tis a secrt guld fur riz of litle gnoms!
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100 Tauren Druid
16960
You receive a second hoof of approval. (I expect payment in cupcakes)
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90 Blood Elf Warlock
13945
Love some Gigglefoot!
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100 Tauren Hunter
16960
Warning! Warning!

There is a mean cow named Oloralin who is plotting your demise! If you see this cow DO NOT try to pet him, for he may very well eat you.

You have been warned!
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100 Gnome Warrior
15005
Oh dear. I guess it's time for me to fetch the elastrator...

Dangity. All I wanted to do was hand out cupcakes.
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100 Blood Elf Priest
11680
I'm going to form the server's first explicitly anti-social guild. No one will be allowed to talk in guild chat.
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100 Tauren Hunter
16960
Will you burn Zuckerberg in effigy every week?
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100 Gnome Warrior
15005
I'm gonna have to make a horde alt and join that guild to conteract my current state of cheerfulness...

Oh, and I'd really, really, really like a healer with a dps offspec. And maybe a turkey sandwich.
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100 Tauren Hunter
16960
You can't have both!
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100 Gnome Warrior
15005
Maybe we could find a healer that worked at a sandwich shop?
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100 Tauren Druid
16960
Heals (Check) DPS off Spec (Not a Check) The Wrong Side (Not a Check) People asking on the wrong side (Check)

50%, I failz
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100 Blood Elf Priest
11680
I think Gigglefoot is honorary Horde by this point. Considering how few Alliance even seem to post here.
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100 Tauren Hunter
16960
Lightbulb Idea: Gigglefoot becomes cow and renames Gigglehoof.
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100 Gnome Warrior
15005
There once was a budding shaman named Gigglehoof. She had such cute black pigtails....
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100 Gnome Warrior
15005
I think all the horde should transfer to the alliance and join Cheese Vendor.

That would be... ...interesting.
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100 Tauren Druid
16960
The problem with that is, it's still Alliance. Plus I'm at my 11 max :)
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93 Tauren Druid
9110
I think all the horde should transfer to the alliance and join Cheese Vendor.

That would be... ...interesting.


Talk Blizz into letting the tauren go alliance and the cow kangs will come, and there will be a influx of MOOOO'ers in Stormwind. But....please don't keep us in the stables with the horses.. :/
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100 Gnome Warrior
15005
OMG. My raid roster is full - now if we can only succeed at killing stuffs!

Oh, and there is a young paladin wearing shiny BOAs, roaming the plains of Mulgore followed by a little black lamb named Fluffy.
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100 Tauren Hunter
16960
mak sur dat lam dont ate ur garss
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